El Dorado, AR — El Dorado Police arrested 876 people last night after a fight broke out at a local Grocery store over what is thought to be the last remaining loaf of bread for sale in the state. The coming ice storm is responsible for severe outages of staple food products across the state.
Police were called to the Brookshire’s Grocery store at 220 SW Ave in El Dorado around 8:30 last night when a large gathering of people began fighting with one another inside the store near the bread aisle. The people came from various parts of the state after word leaked through social media that the store had several loaves of bread and cartons of milk available for sale.
“It is absolutely crazy. People began flooding in from as far away as Fayetteville to stock up on our remaining items,” Cindy Robinson, a clerk working at Brookshire’s tells us. “We are not even suppose to get any of the winter weather. There seemed to be no increase in local traffic today. Then someone posted a picture of our bread aisle that was very well stocked on Facebook.”
Widespread outages of bread, milk, and eggs were being reported throughout the metro Little Rock, and North West Arkansas areas on Wednesday as a large ice storm was set to move into the state Thursday night. Residents began seeking non-impacted areas of the state to stock up for the storm.
“One of the people had over 20 loaves of bread and 16 dozen eggs loaded in her mini van that she collected from around the state,” El Dorado police officer Bruce Jenkins tells us. “Since there were so many people we had to lock them all up together in the El Dorado High School Gym until we can sort out the mess.”
El Dorado police say due to hazardous travel conditions across the state the 876 people will remain in lockup inside the gymnasium until Tuesday afternoon. Due to the vast amount of food collected by those arrested officer Jenkins tells us that they will be able to make enough french toast to feed the group without having to utilize local funding.
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Real live joke!
Real live joke!
Real live joke!
876 people tho? There are so many parts of this story I question? I need to see a police report.
876 people tho? There are so many parts of this story I question? I need to see a police report.
Lmao this never happened but a couple of fights broke out at walmart on black Friday. I’m from Eldo.
Bogus. This didn’t happen
The number is a little high, but the rest sounds plausible…….great take on the “pending snow storm” craziness…..love it…too funny.
The number is a little high, but the rest sounds plausible…….great take on the “pending snow storm” craziness…..love it…too funny.
The “local” grocery store had shelves full of bread about two hours ago when I was there.
So I guess the article about surface to air missiles at Walmart is untrue too?
OMG well my home town…what can say we are crazy of bread…lol
OMG well my home town…what can say we are crazy of bread…lol
well we know this isn’t true because the population of el dog isn’t quite 876 is it?
well we know this isn’t true because the population of el dog isn’t quite 876 is it?
It never ceases to amaze me that some people will believe everything they read. Even though the title this page states “Arkansas’ 2nd most >UNRELIABLE< news source. It's a fake news site genius'
I know for a fact that this could not be the last loaf of bread in the state….this is ridiculous!
Not sure, but pretty positive that 876 people would even fit in that store, shop there frequently!
oops, I meant to say, would NOT fit in that store…
Thats so crazy, and stupid to aressed so many people when they could have given them a citation and a court date and let them go home and take care of their waiting families..What about their kids at home. Thats just DUMB CALL.
Thats so crazy, and stupid to aressed so many people when they could have given them a citation and a court date and let them go home and take care of their waiting families..What about their kids at home. Thats just DUMB CALL.
Thats so crazy, and stupid to aressed so many people when they could have given them a citation and a court date and let them go home and take care of their waiting families..What about their kids at home. Thats just DUMB CALL.
Guys this is a SATIRE SITE! This is all a joke! Not real, fictional, fake.. You can’t even fit 876 people in a grocery store, much less the small city jail!! Come on people use your heads!!
Can’t be true, no one in El Dorado would fight over “Extra Fiber” Bread!!! Now if it was the last bag of Twinkies……
Can’t be true, no one in El Dorado would fight over “Extra Fiber” Bread!!! Now if it was the last bag of Twinkies……
Can’t be true, no one in El Dorado would fight over “Extra Fiber” Bread!!! Now if it was the last bag of Twinkies……
Can’t be true, no one in El Dorado would fight over “Extra Fiber” Bread!!! Now if it was the last bag of Twinkies……
TJ Clark – try scrolling all the way down to the bottom.
TJ Clark – try scrolling all the way down to the bottom.
TJ Clark – try scrolling all the way down to the bottom.
TJ Clark – try scrolling all the way down to the bottom.
TJ Clark – try scrolling all the way down to the bottom.
there is no brookshies on sw ave
Never ceases to amaze me that people believe these obviously satirical stories.
Also, El Dorado is a shithole. One reason you can tell this story isn’t true is no one got shot or stabbed.
Never ceases to amaze me that people believe these obviously satirical stories.
Also, El Dorado is a shithole. One reason you can tell this story isn’t true is no one got shot or stabbed.
What bull $#!+
What bull $#!+
THIS IS THE BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT….SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW THE FACTS BEFORE WRITING A STORY!!!! GET A LIFE DUMBASS!
THIS IS THE BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT….SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW THE FACTS BEFORE WRITING A STORY!!!! GET A LIFE DUMBASS!
So…they got to purchase and keep their food even after being arrested? Not buying this at all
So…they got to purchase and keep their food even after being arrested? Not buying this at all
The mile that reporters go to entertain the public. ThIs shit isn’t true!! Smh
The mile that reporters go to entertain the public. ThIs shit isn’t true!! Smh
The mile that reporters go to entertain the public. ThIs shit isn’t true!! Smh
You don’t know how Skies need their sandwiches while watching them westerns
You don’t know how Skies need their sandwiches while watching them westerns
Wowwwwwwwwww
Wowwwwwwwwww
Lol….ha ha
Lol….ha ha
I heard they deputized every resident of El Dorado not named Murphy to make all of the arrests.
I heard they deputized every resident of El Dorado not named Murphy to make all of the arrests.
I don’t believe this.
I don’t believe this.
Lol!!
Lol!!
We didn’t run out of bread here in Danville Ar, so maybe they should have looked a little harder.. or just bought crackers
We didn’t run out of bread here in Danville Ar, so maybe they should have looked a little harder.. or just bought crackers
We didn’t run out of bread here in Danville Ar, so maybe they should have looked a little harder.. or just bought crackers
We didn’t run out of bread here in Danville Ar, so maybe they should have looked a little harder.. or just bought crackers
Speaks not well for 876 people of El Dorado.
Speaks not well for 876 people of El Dorado.
Speaks not well for 876 people of El Dorado.
Speaks not well for 876 people of El Dorado.
site isn’t real, scroll to the very bottom and look on you’re right.
Brookshires is a sorry store to begin with in the first place anyway claming they always have the best and that’s wrong arresting all those people over some dam bread I mean come on
Brookshires is a sorry store to begin with in the first place anyway claming they always have the best and that’s wrong arresting all those people over some dam bread I mean come on
People actually believe this!! Best laugh I’ve had today!!!
Really! Please!!
How stupid is this article. So much vullshir
Pretty sad now what will their families eat til after the storm is over up north ppl are crazy
My wife works at that store and when she went to work the next day nothing was said about it till she read it on here so I don’t think it’s true
I could only find this credible if the fight was over the last six pack of Budweiser 🙂
It’s on the Internet it must be true!! Lol too funny!
ElDorado is the Friendliest town I know. This isn’t real.
I call bs on this one I live in nw ar and there was plenty of bread and milk up here and no one is that stupid to drive to south arkansas to get bread.
I call bs on this one I live in nw ar and there was plenty of bread and milk up here and no one is that stupid to drive to south arkansas to get bread.
I want to write for you!!!
even though so untrue this is……but it is funny as heck! and i did share this…..and people will believe anything! haha!!
Same bastard that buys up all the .22 shells got the bread!!!! Lol at least they didnt say obama was takng there bread! Lol
Still this is a lie
Same bastard that buys up all the .22 shells got the bread!!!! Lol at least they didnt say obama was takng there bread! Lol
Still this is a lie
The story is total bull shit, I drive for a grocery chain that has two stores in ElDorado and our stores were both still well stocked.
French Toast…Yeah!!!!
So not true.
This is not true whatsoever!!!!!! Lol!!!
Not true !! The town is not that big.
OR maybe they should have made there own.
Can 876 people even fit in a grocery store?
Can 876 people even fit in a grocery store?
ROFLMAO the sheeple will believe anything. Nicely written satire <3