TUSCALOOSA , Ala. – Alabama football coach Nick Saban announced the hiring of Lane Kiffin Friday as NCAA Violation Coordinator. Kiffin, who was fired as head coach at USC only five games into the 2013 season, is renowned in coaching circles for his creative approach to flaunting NCAA regulations.
“I am tremendously excited about Lane joining our staff,” said Saban. “We’ve broken all the easy rules. Lane will take us to a whole ‘nother level.”
Although widely known as a key figure in the Reggie Bush debacle at USC, Saban said it was Kiffin’s relentless violations of NCAA rules at Tennessee that first caught his attention.
“After all, this is the man who sent Tennessee coeds to visit high school recruits,” Saban said. “I don’t need to draw you a picture, folks. That’s some salacious stuff and we need more of that here.”
Alabama athletic director Bill Battle pre-emptively notified the NCAA of forthcoming violations.
“Today our compliance department notified the NCAA that they can expect at least four major recruiting violations and up to two dozen secondary violations this summer,” Battle said. “We are already in the process of self-imposing sanctions for the 2014 season.”
“Winning never gets old, but it can get boring,” Saban said. “I think we all welcome the loss of a few scholarships, if only to make things a bit more interesting.”
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They have to get out in front on this!
love the photoshop job…huehuehue
sounds like a APRIL FOOLS JOKE..LOL
sounds like a APRIL FOOLS JOKE..LOL
You are an idiot with absolutely no class!
don’t forget Tennessee kicked him to the curb as well.
Debi Jones-Trost….kicked him to the curb?? The “man” (and I use that term very loosely) snuck out of Knoxville in the middle of the nigh and took a plane to LA a week before national signi g day.
Debi Jones-Trost….kicked him to the curb?? The “man” (and I use that term very loosely) snuck out of Knoxville in the middle of the nigh and took a plane to LA a week before national signi g day.
why would he take a job that would make him show his face in Tenn again? UNWANTED HERE
why would he take a job that would make him show his face in Tenn again? UNWANTED HERE
Ha! I laughed.
Ha! I laughed.
Ha! I laughed.
Tennessee didn’t get the chance to kick him to the curb. He left like a thief in the middle of the night. He isn’t wanted in Tennessee,or in the SEC as far as Tennessee fans are concerned. I personally found the article funny, with a little bit of truth in it. Alabama fans would be upset and would understand if they had gone thru it. I use to pull for Alabama because they are part of the SEC. Now it will be difficult. I hope Saban keeps him on a short leash and doesn’t let him have anything to do with recruiting, or speaking to the press. He is an idiot
Saban never said half of this crap. Kiffin was hired as the OC not NCAA violation coordinator. Is this Adam Ritchey a complete idiot?
Lame Kiffen is a snake in the grass I can’t wait til Lame does the ol REC like me done the Vols. Give me another reason to not like Bama.. GVFL
I never knew Saban was so Dumb!!!!
I never knew Saban was so Dumb!!!!
Let’s see how well that works out for them. Like letting the fox guard the hen house.
Are you people who are calling Adam a liar really that stupid?? This entire thing is meant to be funny!! Take a joke and go on, or don’t read this stuff!!
I’m an Alabama fan and I find this arrival very funny.good job lol.can’t say I like lane to well but trust saban knows best for his team.I believe he will make a great oc.just really got my fingers crossed he can keep his nose clean.as for tenn..you guys are going to be great next year and prob have a lot more motivation to try and beat us next year with him there.can’t wait should be a good tough game.good luck guys thanks for the smile on the read rtr
This is like reading an argument between dumb and dumber.
The downfall of Alabama. Saban is getting crazy in his old age
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM TN???? UGHHHHHHHHHH.. I am a HUGE fan of Bama..but I cant stand Kiffnuts.
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM TN???? UGHHHHHHHHHH.. I am a HUGE fan of Bama..but I cant stand Kiffnuts.
It’s a joke, idiots. And you’re complaining about Kidding being stupid. Yes, he’s the OC.
And btw, Kiffin is an idiot too.
Seems legit.
In what universe does this make sense? Didn’t realize Saban was getting senile,
Mark David Bond, I liked your comment, ” tenn..you guys are going to be great next year and prob have a lot more motivation to try and beat us next year”
LOL… the funniest part is some of these people think because it is on the internet this is a true article….. If Saban has a plan for Kiffin… I can deal…. RTR