Police were called to a Hillcrest neighborhood early this morning when neighbors reported that a local mom of twins began throwing flaming dirty diapers at a group of people setting off fireworks.
The woman, Ernie Orsborn, became angry over fireworks going off in her neighborhood while her two young children were trying to sleep. Records show repeated calls to 311 reporting the firework violators between 8:30p.m. and 1 a.m.
Around 9:00 Orsborn posted to her twitter account: “I mean, if you like fireworks, go to Pops on the River and let us abstained sip our wine in peace as babies sleep.”
Witnesses tell us that sometime around 1:30 a.m. she decided to take measures into her own hands.
“I heard her yell, you want to see fireworks, here you go assholes,” a neighbor tells us. “Suddenly I see her holding a diaper bin and a lighter. She started pulling them out one by one and lobbing them over the fence at a group of drunk men shooting bottle rockets at each other. I sort of wanted to go help her throw them.”
None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces. Police say that the men promptly put away the fireworks and apologized to the angry mother. None of the men are pressing charges according to police.
As of this morning several bottles of wine, fresh fruit, and pastries have been set outside Orsborn’s house. Neighbors additionally tell us the men in question have spent much of the morning quietly washing Orsborn’s car, weeding her flowers beds, and pruning her rose bushes while their wives and girlfriends watch from across the street.
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Damn. Oh, I had to read the last paragraph again, the men were scolded into cleaning. Still, that’s funny.
Damn. Oh, I had to read the last paragraph again, the men were scolded into cleaning. Still, that’s funny.
Funny funny funny.
Funny funny funny.
funny
LOLOL!!!!
You have to give them credit, they were contrite. I think they learned their lesson.
omg.. that is awesome.
I don’t say as I blame her, so funny. At least the guys were making up for it..lol/.
I think what’s astounding is Mrs. Osborn didn’t shoot them and that the neighbors realized they were wrong and didn’t retaliate. Would never happen around where I live. Where is this place? I want to move there.
I”m sorry… you think it’s astounding she didn’t SHOOT them? As in murder? A lost night’s sleep is worth throwing dirty, flaming diapers but not killing people. Seriously.
More like tell me where you lives so I can avoid it at all costs.
More like tell me where you lives so I can avoid it at all costs.
Kylie. Alan is not advocating the shooting of the revelers, but rather seems to be in awe of the neighborhood and seems to want to move there.
Kylie. Alan is not advocating the shooting of the revelers, but rather seems to be in awe of the neighborhood and seems to want to move there.
Kylie. Alan is not advocating the shooting of the revelers, but rather seems to be in awe of the neighborhood and seems to want to move there.
Yeah you two are completely missing the point Alan is trying to state. Might want to re read his comment.
Yes, all sense of irony is lost in some parts of America.
Yes, all sense of irony is lost in some parts of America.
Kylie, that is not what Alan was trying to say at all.
This is obviously fictional…..there is no real place like this. So called Men do not respond this way after being told they were wrong!
I personally had idiots in my neighborhood that shot off rockets and canons all hours of the night plus late night lawnmower races. They were all single men, not teenagers. One was even a lawyer. I called the sheriff and reported the names of people involved. Yes they tried to intimidate me. But you don’t mess with a mother of small children afraid to go to sleep at night because they don’t know if they will wake to a war zone going on outside their windows.
I personally had idiots in my neighborhood that shot off rockets and canons all hours of the night plus late night lawnmower races. They were all single men, not teenagers. One was even a lawyer. I called the sheriff and reported the names of people involved. Yes they tried to intimidate me. But you don’t mess with a mother of small children afraid to go to sleep at night because they don’t know if they will wake to a war zone going on outside their windows.
Except that throwing what is basically a really stinky napalm at someone can be seen as lethal force
3rd degree shit scented burns are probably no fun
Except that throwing what is basically a really stinky napalm at someone can be seen as lethal force
3rd degree shit scented burns are probably no fun
Kylie Menagh-Johnson I’m
pretty sure he meant “metaphorically”, geez.
Sweet of her “firework neighbors” to make amends! I am pretty impressed that diapers burn as well as explode feces, lol!
I have always thought that if we collected all the dirty diapers in the US and put them in a rocket ship, then sent them to our enemies; it would instantly put an end to all wars.
that’s awesome!!!
lol @ Diana Venable Billings just might work
Diana, that is a really “shitty” idea. I love it!
Diana, that is a really “shitty” idea. I love it!
As a mother of twins and one a year older, I LOVE THIS! The last paragraph is the best! I remember these days soooo clearly finally getting three to sleep and then boom bam boom… BAHHHHH! Wish I’d thought of it!
OMG LMFAO at those last two paragraphs!! But this sentence from a neighbor was priceless ” I sort of wanted to go help her throw them.”
OMG LMFAO at those last two paragraphs!! But this sentence from a neighbor was priceless ” I sort of wanted to go help her throw them.”
As a mother of twins I once went after people setting of fire works also, but not with such a great plan, who can blame her.
you go girl!!
This article
was very moving.
Lol, this is fantastic.
This is the kind of neighborhood I want to live in.
Where I live I am the highest paying tenant, and the biggest problems we have usually don’t pay rent at all. Constantly, we are annoyed by them until as late as 0330 on occasion. Even though I pay more rent than anyone to my landlord, he can’t or won’t do much about it, and law enforcement has never really done much. During one incident, they were highly intoxicated having a fist fight which included throwing many items and screaming in the parking lot after 0100. Nothing was done even though every neighbor for a square mile was awoken by it. My children rarely can sleep without it being interrupted, and yet nothing is done. It is becoming apparent that I’ll have to solve these problems on my own.
I have two very young children still in diapers, so I have plenty of ammunition. This article gives me many ideas. Diapers are just the beginning.
For instance, last night fireworks were let off until after midnight including one that many people mistook for a car bomb exploding. As well, extremely loud music was played until after 0300. Nobody will do anything about it – law enforcement or landlord. I think I might have to.
Shooting bottle rockets at each other? She probably saved their lives, flipping morons.
I love that they are doing chores in the morning with wives and girlfriends watching 🙂 nice ‘fictional’ outlet!!
You didn’t grow up shooting off bottle rockets or fireworks, did you?
We used to do it as kids as well. Even roman candles, we all survived.
We used to do it as kids as well. Even roman candles, we all survived.
I used to work at a gas station and had ADULTS shoot bottle rockets at the gas truck!!
I used to work at a gas station and had ADULTS shoot bottle rockets at the gas truck!!
© 2012 – 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor.
Just now found this site thanks to Fark, Eric? It’s ok. We don’t hold it against you for thinking you know everything when you know absolutely nothing. It’s WELL known to the users here that this is all for funsies like most Farkers know that their grasp of comedy is tenuous at best. O U DIDNT KNOW?
Just now found this site thanks to Fark, Eric? It’s ok. We don’t hold it against you for thinking you know everything when you know absolutely nothing. It’s WELL known to the users here that this is all for funsies like most Farkers know that their grasp of comedy is tenuous at best. O U DIDNT KNOW?
It’s not well known to people who clicked here off a link shared on another site.
It’s not well known to people who clicked here off a link shared on another site.
Agreed, it’s now circulating the internet as if it were a real news story.
Agreed, it’s now circulating the internet as if it were a real news story.
Darn 😉 Don’t have any diapers; but, got tired of illegal fireworks in this area!!!!
Thanks, Eric. I wasn’t sure and I know most of my friends sharing it htink it is real. Some of us are still new, Jason. 😉
I CAME HERE FROM FACEBOOK> WHAT IS GOING ON??!!
I CAME HERE FROM FACEBOOK> WHAT IS GOING ON??!!
“Never let TRUTH get in the way of a good story” 😀
“Never let TRUTH get in the way of a good story” 😀
I did not know it was fake until I scrolled to the bottom, however had an inkling it was not true the farther I read on, infact, some other commenters also thought it was a true story as well, so, no, it is not well known that the site only portraits fake stories until you scroll to the bottom of the page..
I did not know it was fake until I scrolled to the bottom, however had an inkling it was not true the farther I read on, infact, some other commenters also thought it was a true story as well, so, no, it is not well known that the site only portraits fake stories until you scroll to the bottom of the page..
no way I thought this was real.. I could see it happening
no way I thought this was real.. I could see it happening
no way I thought this was real.. I could see it happening
no way I thought this was real.. I could see it happening
what a stupid website. waste of time in my opinion
what a stupid website. waste of time in my opinion
what a stupid website. waste of time in my opinion
what a stupid website. waste of time in my opinion
what a stupid website. waste of time in my opinion
what a stupid website. waste of time in my opinion
Did she even try and talk to them first? There’s no mention of that at all.
Maybe because this article was entirely made up. It’s from a satire news site.
Maybe because this article was entirely made up. It’s from a satire news site.
one would think a psychic would be able to divine that. 😉
He also believes that the badly photoshopped “rainbow owl” that’s been circulating the ‘net is real. Sell this guy some land!!!
This is hysterical, but I’m pretty sure it’s a joke.
© 2012 – 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor.
© 2012 – 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor.
We’ve known for far long than the Fark article you read this morning, dingleberry.
We’ve known for far long than the Fark article you read this morning, dingleberry.
We’ve known for far long than the Fark article you read this morning, dingleberry.
If you read the comments, you’ll find that there are a number of people who are NOT aware that this is a joke site. I’m not certain why you are getting so offended with folks who want to help other people out by letting them in on the joke.
If you read the comments, you’ll find that there are a number of people who are NOT aware that this is a joke site. I’m not certain why you are getting so offended with folks who want to help other people out by letting them in on the joke.
Never ruin a good story with truth… it will only get you attacked and labeled a shill 😛
Never ruin a good story with truth… it will only get you attacked and labeled a shill 😛
Funny someone with a totally unintelligible comment would call someone else names, Jason Thomas.
Funny someone with a totally unintelligible comment would call someone else names, Jason Thomas.
How did you know I called someone a name if you can’t read it, Katherine?
How did you know I called someone a name if you can’t read it, Katherine?
How did you know I called someone a name if you can’t read it, Katherine?
Get angry much Jason Thomas? I clicked on this link from a Facebook post. I have never heard of Fark until now? So jeez dude, lighten up, have a beer or something, life is too short to be so bitter!
It’s the first time I see this site, I probably have missed the satire part (as long as I didn’t look through more of the site ;-)) it’s 10:30PM here and I’m a bit tired. Fun post though, I so wished it was true!
It’s the first time I see this site, I probably have missed the satire part (as long as I didn’t look through more of the site ;-)) it’s 10:30PM here and I’m a bit tired. Fun post though, I so wished it was true!
Diane Kimes Yes – the world is full of stupid people.
Me to Kimberly Kjellberg. Its so sad how most people these days wont even stand up for a pregnant woman or an elderly person on a bus or train let alone go and do their yardwork as a sorry. People have no respect these days. I miss being able to just run next door to borrow a cup of sugar or flour. You try that these days and you get sworn at or given a glare. Dont get me started on road rage drivers…If people were just brought up right things would be so different…and safer.
As a mother of twin 1 year olds and a 4 year old. I completely understand! You don’t understand the need for sleep and quiet time until you have kids.
That’s awesome
I wanted to do this so badly. I wish I had the guts!
I read this aloud to our family who is holed up in the condo at the rainy beach….. Best part of our vacation. Ha ha ha
I read this aloud to our family who is holed up in the condo at the rainy beach….. Best part of our vacation. Ha ha ha
I read this aloud to our family who is holed up in the condo at the rainy beach….. Best part of our vacation. Ha ha ha
I read this aloud to our family who is holed up in the condo at the rainy beach….. Best part of our vacation. Ha ha ha
Great story!
No sorry, this is not okay. I’d have cussed her out and pressed charges.
No sorry, this is not okay. I’d have cussed her out and pressed charges.
Do you enjoy your ability to violate other people’s peace that much, Breanna? Remember, if you would have cussed her out and pressed charges, you would have also been one of the drunken revelers.
Do you enjoy your ability to violate other people’s peace that much, Breanna? Remember, if you would have cussed her out and pressed charges, you would have also been one of the drunken revelers.
I too have twin 1year olds(21months) and a 4 year old. This story is hilarious! My neighbors scare my girls with all those fireworks! But, mine are never asleep at those times anyway.
If what they (the firework shooters) was doing illegal, then fine. BUT, if what they were doing was NOT illegal, then it was HER problem. She chose to have children, and if they were not breaking the law,oh well. Where I live, on the 4th of July, you can shoot until 10PM. New Years, it is 1AM. I think the story is fake anyway
If what they (the firework shooters) was doing illegal, then fine. BUT, if what they were doing was NOT illegal, then it was HER problem. She chose to have children, and if they were not breaking the law,oh well. Where I live, on the 4th of July, you can shoot until 10PM. New Years, it is 1AM. I think the story is fake anyway
I can understand wanting to/needing sleep for yourself and your babies but the celebration of our country only comes around once a year. Maybe she should go over to Iraq and Afghanistan and tell the neighbors of our military men and women that they are tired of hearing gun fire and bombs while trying to protect freedom
I can understand wanting to/needing sleep for yourself and your babies but the celebration of our country only comes around once a year. Maybe she should go over to Iraq and Afghanistan and tell the neighbors of our military men and women that they are tired of hearing gun fire and bombs while trying to protect freedom
I HAVE CHILDREN AND THERE IS NOT ONE THING WRONG WITH SHOOTING FIREWORKS INTO THE NIGHT. THEY DO NOT SHOW UP TO WELL IN THE DAYTIME!!!
Lol
Lol
Lol
Pure awesomeness. Any argument is invalid.
Did the lady speak with them first? or just go into her rant? She should have asked them to stop and it sounds like they would have, if she would have explained her situation.
Debbie, I have some neighbors I would have no problem approaching. There are others, however, I wouldn’t go near.
Debbie, I have some neighbors I would have no problem approaching. There are others, however, I wouldn’t go near.
Debbie, I have some neighbors I would have no problem approaching. There are others, however, I wouldn’t go near.
True…didn’t think of that but she had to be close enough for the diapers to hit them…I would think that act alone would get them irate enough to retaliate. But yes, one needs to be careful who they approach now days.
How is it possible that one can be dumb enough to not recognize this as a joke? Oh wait, you’re a Christian. You’ll believe anything.
Did the lady speak with them first? or just go into her rant? She should have asked them to stop and it sounds like they would have, if she would have explained her situation.
Did the lady speak with them first? or just go into her rant? She should have asked them to stop and it sounds like they would have, if she would have explained her situation.
Yeah, sure
Yeah, sure
Yeah, sure
Yeah, sure
This story never happened, but you’ve given me some ideas.
If only this were true!
This story never happened, but you’ve given me some ideas.
This story never happened, but you’ve given me some ideas.
This story never happened, but you’ve given me some ideas.
Perhaps she should have asked them to stop in person instead of constantly calling the police & then acting out.
Perhaps she should have asked them to stop in person instead of constantly calling the police & then acting out.
I wish this were true. And I wish I had some diapers to set ablaze for some of the aholes in my neighborhood. Steady stream of fworks from 4pm-4am yesterday. Scares the crap out of my dog. Come to think of it I could throw brown paper lunchbags of flaming dog poop.
I’m hip! I appreciate our independence as well as the next guy, but sheeeeeeeeesh, enough is enough!
I’m hip! I appreciate our independence as well as the next guy, but sheeeeeeeeesh, enough is enough!
I never thought of doing that it scares my dog too, he starts to shake. I don’t sleep well because of the military so after the city fireworks show was over I had to call the cops on some over partiers because of my dog being scared and I had to work the next morning.
I never thought of doing that it scares my dog too, he starts to shake. I don’t sleep well because of the military so after the city fireworks show was over I had to call the cops on some over partiers because of my dog being scared and I had to work the next morning.
They scare the hell out of horses too! And though they are illegal in this state- cops rarely if ever respond to complaints.
Good idea, save it up for a month before the 4th. and let them have it next year.
Good idea, save it up for a month before the 4th. and let them have it next year.
Good idea, save it up for a month before the 4th. and let them have it next year.
Good idea, save it up for a month before the 4th. and let them have it next year.
Good idea, save it up for a month before the 4th. and let them have it next year.
Good idea, save it up for a month before the 4th. and let them have it next year.
Morons don’t realize how scary it is for veterans…
With all due respect to veterans (several in the family here) I think that many would appreciate our freedom to celebrate the independence of our country. It’s one day a year. Now the fireworks that are going off at all hours for days before and after, I can do without those.
I wish this were true. And I wish I had some diapers to set ablaze for some of the aholes in my neighborhood. Steady stream of fworks from 4pm-4am yesterday. Scares the crap out of my dog. Come to think of it I could throw brown paper lunchbags of flaming dog poop.
I wish this were true. And I wish I had some diapers to set ablaze for some of the aholes in my neighborhood. Steady stream of fworks from 4pm-4am yesterday. Scares the crap out of my dog. Come to think of it I could throw brown paper lunchbags of flaming dog poop.
That is freaking hilarious!!!!!
Guess you’d call that a stink bomb!
That is freaking hilarious!!!!!
That is freaking hilarious!!!!!
Apparently, this is fiction. But I can tell you that there is a lot of truth in this story. Somebody near my house was setting off what sounded like M80s – clearly against the law. My yard was filled with smoke all night. My son’s front door was hit by a bottle rocket that then exploded. Luckily with all of the rain recently, there was no fire and his 4 kids slept right thru it. Fireworks are dangerous. Drinking and fireworks can turn deadly fast.
Apparently, this is fiction. But I can tell you that there is a lot of truth in this story. Somebody near my house was setting off what sounded like M80s – clearly against the law. My yard was filled with smoke all night. My son’s front door was hit by a bottle rocket that then exploded. Luckily with all of the rain recently, there was no fire and his 4 kids slept right thru it. Fireworks are dangerous. Drinking and fireworks can turn deadly fast.
Apparently, this is fiction. But I can tell you that there is a lot of truth in this story. Somebody near my house was setting off what sounded like M80s – clearly against the law. My yard was filled with smoke all night. My son’s front door was hit by a bottle rocket that then exploded. Luckily with all of the rain recently, there was no fire and his 4 kids slept right thru it. Fireworks are dangerous. Drinking and fireworks can turn deadly fast.
What a wretched woman. I’d have pressed charges and no, would not have weeded her bloody flower beds.
They didn’t teach satire at Pikes Peak Community College?
What a wretched woman. I’d have pressed charges and no, would not have weeded her bloody flower beds.
What a wretched woman. I’d have pressed charges and no, would not have weeded her bloody flower beds.
What a wretched woman. I’d have pressed charges and no, would not have weeded her bloody flower beds.
Too damn funny if you ask me! Stil, ROFLMAO!
Too damn funny if you ask me! Stil, ROFLMAO!
Too damn funny if you ask me! Stil, ROFLMAO!
Too damn funny if you ask me! Stil, ROFLMAO!
Love this you go mom
Love this you go mom
Love this you go mom
Love this you go mom
Thought this would give you a laugh
Flaming shit bombs….good strategy !!!
Flaming shit bombs….good strategy !!!
Now that is funny
A mothers rath
Now that is funny
A mothers rath
Don’t blame her at all, it is great the smart men shooting the bottle rockets stopped and then did stuff for her.
I am wondering though since she made several calls to police… WERE WHERE THEY? TO HELP. Smart mom to protect her babies and fix the problem.
This is a funny page that posts fictional “ha-ha” stories.
That’s hilarious! :-))))
Don’t blame her at all, it is great the smart men shooting the bottle rockets stopped and then did stuff for her.
I am wondering though since she made several calls to police… WERE WHERE THEY? TO HELP. Smart mom to protect her babies and fix the problem.
Don’t blame her at all, it is great the smart men shooting the bottle rockets stopped and then did stuff for her.
I am wondering though since she made several calls to police… WERE WHERE THEY? TO HELP. Smart mom to protect her babies and fix the problem.
This woman is officially my hero!
this is amazing!
this is amazing!
this is amazing!
she deserves a freaking medal!
totally awesome <3.
Laughed harder than I have in Forever!!
Laughed harder than I have in Forever!!
That’s amazing you go mom!!!
That’s amazing you go mom!!!
That’s amazing you go mom!!!
I’m glad it ended well.
What amazes me is what terrible writing gets passed off as reporting these days. I’m a professional writer, and a highly paid freelance editor. The way this story is written appalls me. It could have been so much better with just a little more attention to detail.
What amazes me is what terrible writing gets passed off as reporting these days. I’m a professional writer, and a highly paid freelance editor. The way this story is written appalls me. It could have been so much better with just a little more attention to detail.
Love reading these stories, and a lot of times the comments as well. While I assumed the stories were fictional (I also read The Onion fairly regularly), I think that Jason Thomas character is being kind of an ass about it. I realize that by calling him out I too could be considered ‘ass-like’ but I’m okay with that. Happy Saturday everyone! 😀
Love reading these stories, and a lot of times the comments as well. While I assumed the stories were fictional (I also read The Onion fairly regularly), I think that Jason Thomas character is being kind of an ass about it. I realize that by calling him out I too could be considered ‘ass-like’ but I’m okay with that. Happy Saturday everyone! 😀
Love reading these stories, and a lot of times the comments as well. While I assumed the stories were fictional (I also read The Onion fairly regularly), I think that Jason Thomas character is being kind of an ass about it. I realize that by calling him out I too could be considered ‘ass-like’ but I’m okay with that. Happy Saturday everyone! 😀
WELL DONE!
I believed the article until the last paragraph: “As of this morning several bottles of wine, fresh fruit, and pastries have been set outside Orsborn’s house. Neighbors additionally tell us the men in question have spent much of the morning quietly washing Orsborn’s car, weeding her flowers beds, and pruning her rose bushes while their wives and girlfriends watch from across the street.” Then I realized it had to be a joke site.
Come on, its one night,, she should relax, we have all had little kids and sleepless night,she needs to lighten up,,, this will pass,enjoy the moment
joke/satire website.
joke/satire website.
If you should ever require delicate surgery that will save your life, please schedule it for July 5 and let us know the address of the anesthesiologist so that we can begin to rid the world of morons like you.
Come on, its one night,, she should relax, we have all had little kids and sleepless night,she needs to lighten up,,, this will pass,enjoy the moment
Come on, its one night,, she should relax, we have all had little kids and sleepless night,she needs to lighten up,,, this will pass,enjoy the moment
Come on, its one night,, she should relax, we have all had little kids and sleepless night,she needs to lighten up,,, this will pass,enjoy the moment
awesome neighborhood.. let’s hope she lives up to their apologies.. grossly amusing though. we have all been there..
awesome neighborhood.. let’s hope she lives up to their apologies.. grossly amusing though. we have all been there..
awesome neighborhood.. let’s hope she lives up to their apologies.. grossly amusing though. we have all been there..
The 4th is one of two nights a year (the other is New Years) where firing off fireworks is acceptable. You can suck it up for those two nights. You have kids? Good for you. I don’t care. It’s not my problem. Again, this is one of two whole nights a year we get to do this. Deal with it.
yeah, not all night though. at some point have some respect for the fact that you’re not without neighbors. Find a better place to set off your firestartes.
yeah, not all night though. at some point have some respect for the fact that you’re not without neighbors. Find a better place to set off your firestartes.
yeah, not all night though. at some point have some respect for the fact that you’re not without neighbors. Find a better place to set off your firestartes.
Except they started a week ago and are still at it. If I had dirty diapers, I’d be pitching them.
Except they started a week ago and are still at it. If I had dirty diapers, I’d be pitching them.
@Sean- Grow up.
They don’t suspend neighborhood noise ordinances on the 4th of July. If you want to make a ton of noise in a *residential* area, its actually your problem to figure out how to not disturb people.
The 4th is one of two nights a year (the other is New Years) where firing off fireworks is acceptable. You can suck it up for those two nights. You have kids? Good for you. I don’t care. It’s not my problem. Again, this is one of two whole nights a year we get to do this. Deal with it.
The 4th is one of two nights a year (the other is New Years) where firing off fireworks is acceptable. You can suck it up for those two nights. You have kids? Good for you. I don’t care. It’s not my problem. Again, this is one of two whole nights a year we get to do this. Deal with it.
The 4th is one of two nights a year (the other is New Years) where firing off fireworks is acceptable. You can suck it up for those two nights. You have kids? Good for you. I don’t care. It’s not my problem. Again, this is one of two whole nights a year we get to do this. Deal with it.
now u know the meaning to poopy face.
now u know the meaning to poopy face.
now u know the meaning to poopy face.
It’s satire, gang. As stated on the Rock City Times homepage:
“(c) 2012 – 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor.”
It’s satire, gang. As stated on the Rock City Times homepage:
“(c) 2012 – 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor.”
It’s satire, gang. As stated on the Rock City Times homepage:
“(c) 2012 – 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor.”
This woman is awesome!!!
I wish I had some dirty diapers too!! ;0
I wish I had some dirty diapers too!! ;0
I wish I had some dirty diapers too!! ;0
Someone’s shooting fireworks off around here again (night 3). My kids are sleeping by 8:30. they’ve only seen fireworks at Disney.
I need some flaming diapers.
Someone’s shooting fireworks off around here again (night 3). My kids are sleeping by 8:30. they’ve only seen fireworks at Disney.
I need some flaming diapers.
Someone’s shooting fireworks off around here again (night 3). My kids are sleeping by 8:30. they’ve only seen fireworks at Disney.
I need some flaming diapers.
This woman is awesome!!!
This woman is awesome!!!
This woman is awesome!!!
She should of sprayed battery acid at em through a hose
She should of sprayed battery acid at em through a hose
Seriously she’s lucky she had decent neighbors and didn’t get shot.
Considering that she’s imaginary and would have been shot with imaginary bullets and sustained imaginary wounds, it probably wouldn’t be a problem.
Seriously she’s lucky she had decent neighbors and didn’t get shot.
Seriously she’s lucky she had decent neighbors and didn’t get shot.
Seriously she’s lucky she had decent neighbors and didn’t get shot.
I would not have messed with a group of drunk men with fireworks myself but KUDOS to this lady! I’ll have to remember Dirty diapers are pretty good ammo!
I would not have messed with a group of drunk men with fireworks myself but KUDOS to this lady! I’ll have to remember Dirty diapers are pretty good ammo!
I would not have messed with a group of drunk men with fireworks myself but KUDOS to this lady! I’ll have to remember Dirty diapers are pretty good ammo!
I would not have messed with a group of drunk men with fireworks myself but KUDOS to this lady! I’ll have to remember Dirty diapers are pretty good ammo!
I thought there was a law in Cal against fireworks to personal use.
no, it’s city by city, maybe some counties as well.
no, it’s city by city, maybe some counties as well.
no, it’s city by city, maybe some counties as well.
I lived in California for 35 years. So I know there is a State law. Just to be sure, I looked it up. The State law is that ONLY sparklers and fountains are allowed for private use. Anything more must be done by professionals!
I thought there was a law in Cal against fireworks to personal use.
I thought there was a law in Cal against fireworks to personal use.
I thought there was a law in Cal against fireworks to personal use.
I think it’s funny that you all think this is a real article, considering that the title of the newspaper is followed by smaller print stating it is “Arkansas 2nd most UNRELIABLE news source”. It’s a joke, folks.. I knew it when they kind of over did it with the wine and fruit baskets at the front door, and the drunk men washing her car..
I think it’s funny that you all think this is a real article, considering that the title of the newspaper is followed by smaller print stating it is “Arkansas 2nd most UNRELIABLE news source”. It’s a joke, folks.. I knew it when they kind of over did it with the wine and fruit baskets at the front door, and the drunk men washing her car..
I think it’s funny that you all think this is a real article, considering that the title of the newspaper is followed by smaller print stating it is “Arkansas 2nd most UNRELIABLE news source”. It’s a joke, folks.. I knew it when they kind of over did it with the wine and fruit baskets at the front door, and the drunk men washing her car..
I think it’s funny that you all think this is a real article, considering that the title of the newspaper is followed by smaller print stating it is “Arkansas 2nd most UNRELIABLE news source”. It’s a joke, folks.. I knew it when they kind of over did it with the wine and fruit baskets at the front door, and the drunk men washing her car..
I’d love it if she’d been here when my….. neighbors decided to do the same thing at 2:30 a.m. I was furious because I couldn’t get back to sleep!
Hilarious
Even if this isn’t true I’m sure every mother of infant twins feels this mothers pain having babies is not easy and to have some drunken yahoo’s making a racket keeping the babies up all night is enough to make even the most polite mother on earth turn into the wicked witch of her town. Had it been me flaming poopy diapers would be the least of those idiots worries.
Not really believing this story…
Good, because it’s satire.
Wow, what a great story.
Good for her!
Good for her!
Good for her!
Hooray for this mom! That takes guts and nerves! And the men are at least trying to make amends. Next year maybe they won’t be so quick to bother and annoy neighbors.
and maybe you’ll go back to school and learn what satire is.
Hooray for this mom! That takes guts and nerves! And the men are at least trying to make amends. Next year maybe they won’t be so quick to bother and annoy neighbors.
I know that rage all too well. She has wonderful neighbors god bless their good will the next day and may they keep helping till the babies are full grown!
Can’t spot an obvious joke when you see one, though…
You guys realize this is just made up, right?
…and in case anyone else jumps on the “U GO GIRL”-bandwagon, throwing wrapped up human feces at another human…on fire…is kind of an indictable offence, even if they are fucking up your 40 winks.
…and in case anyone else jumps on the “U GO GIRL”-bandwagon, throwing wrapped up human feces at another human…on fire…is kind of an indictable offence, even if they are fucking up your 40 winks.
You guys realize this is just made up, right?
…and in case anyone else jumps on the “U GO GIRL”-bandwagon, throwing wrapped up human feces at another human…on fire…is kind of an indictable offence, even if they are fucking up your 40 winks.
You guys realize this is just made up, right?
she should be arrested for assault and put in jail. get over it woman – its one night of the year your little turd-buckets aren’t going to miss their sleep….
If you should ever require delicate surgery that will save your life, please schedule it for July 5 and let us know the address of the anesthesiologist so that we can begin to rid the world of morons like you.
she should be arrested for assault and put in jail. get over it woman – its one night of the year your little turd-buckets aren’t going to miss their sleep….
she should be arrested for assault and put in jail. get over it woman – its one night of the year your little turd-buckets aren’t going to miss their sleep….
she should be arrested for assault and put in jail. get over it woman – its one night of the year your little turd-buckets aren’t going to miss their sleep….
yall did see where the name of this website says “arkansas 2nd most UNRELIABLE news source”…right?
yall did see where the name of this website says “arkansas 2nd most UNRELIABLE news source”…right?
Haha. Awesome!
Not a true story. Kind of “news” outlet similar to The Onion.
Not a true story. Kind of “news” outlet similar to The Onion.
311?
I think they weren’t wanting to use the real number for a fake story.
I think they weren’t wanting to use the real number for a fake story.
I think they weren’t wanting to use the real number for a fake story.
Love it!!!!♥♥♥
Love it!!!!♥♥♥
While I understand the frustration (hell, I had to be up at 3 in the morning for work), it WAS the 4th of July and people, not even mothers of little kids, can expect everyone to stop celebrating at a time they deem proper. Grin and bare it and be grateful this isn’t a nightly event.
There are noise ordinances. It is a time the law deems proper.
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
While I understand the frustration (hell, I had to be up at 3 in the morning for work), it WAS the 4th of July and people, not even mothers of little kids, can expect everyone to stop celebrating at a time they deem proper. Grin and bare it and be grateful this isn’t a nightly event.
That’s awesome!
That’s awesome!
That’s awesome!
I am laughing hysterically! I have often thought of doing something similar to the neighbor who allows their dog to relieve themselves in my yard and leaving it there. One morning they will find a pile of dirty diapers on their doorstep that the diaper fairy thought they would enjoy!
I am laughing hysterically! I have often thought of doing something similar to the neighbor who allows their dog to relieve themselves in my yard and leaving it there. One morning they will find a pile of dirty diapers on their doorstep that the diaper fairy thought they would enjoy!
She went overboard and that was immature and a horrible example to her children and others who might have heard about it. mom fail right there!
Haha *face palm* didn’t know this was a fake article lol
Haha *face palm* didn’t know this was a fake article lol
She went overboard and that was immature and a horrible example to her children and others who might have heard about it. mom fail right there!
Haha *face palm* didn’t know this was a fake article lol
She went overboard and that was immature and a horrible example to her children and others who might have heard about it. mom fail right there!
Awesome!!!!
Awesome!!!!
Awesome!!!!
That…is fucking fantastic. Im a mom to a 3 year with another dueblast Tuesday. So ivknow howbshe feels because I want to get the paintvall gun out everytime I hear sone punk with his bass thumpibg or some mexicanbwith his bmusic blaring, drivingdown our street between 10 pm and 1 am!!
That profile pic of yours looks really disturbing when it’s icon-sized :/
It’s a shame it’s farce. Damn it. This would make us parents of babies proud!
It’s a shame it’s farce. Damn it. This would make us parents of babies proud!
Lol. This angry Mom used chemicals weapons!
The best thing about this story is that the men learned their lesson, didn’t press charges, and actually decided to do something nice for the poor woman.
Of course if this had happened in Washington State, she would have been arrested for assault, her children would have been taken for neglect (because she was arrested), and it wouldn’t matter what her defense, she would’ve gone to jail for up to a year, and possibly prison regardless if any of the men wanted to press charges.
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
The best thing about this story is that the men learned their lesson, didn’t press charges, and actually decided to do something nice for the poor woman.
Of course if this had happened in Washington State, she would have been arrested for assault, her children would have been taken for neglect (because she was arrested), and it wouldn’t matter what her defense, she would’ve gone to jail for up to a year, and possibly prison regardless if any of the men wanted to press charges.
I’m glad the late night revelera ‘apologized ‘ of sorts though it would have been nice if she didn’t have to go to such extremes to be ‘heard’
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
I think she got a little carried away she’s lucky she didn’t go to jail for throwing shit at people!
Yeah right….I don’t think this story is true at all but was a funny read.
Yeah right….I don’t think this story is true at all but was a funny read.
I think this story is fake.
The flaming part most likely but I could see her throwing a dirty diper
I am so laughing… good on her!
I am so laughing… good on her!
I think it’s on a satire website…. That’s what I think.
I think it’s on a satire website…. That’s what I think.
I love this article! You go Mamma! I have a 20 month old and both my husband and I struggled this past week every night we go to put her to bed at 9pm the fireworks start up! More Mammas need to take this type of action! I mean one night of fireworks is enough but every night for whole week is too much!
I’m sure all those drunken men’s wives/girlfriends were in complete understanding of the mom’s action, hence all their punishment the next day! I love it!
I’m sure all those drunken men’s wives/girlfriends were in complete understanding of the mom’s action, hence all their punishment the next day! I love it!
That’s some arm, Mrs. Osborn. You go, girl!
That’s some arm, Mrs. Osborn. You go, girl!
That’s some arm, Mrs. Osborn. You go, girl!
That’s some arm, Mrs. Osborn. You go, girl!
I think what is even MORE astounding is that everyone on here believes this is a real story.
Should have just call the police, this could have escalated quickly where two babies loose their mommy. Not cute story.
It is a fictional story. But often people unwisely choose to confront instead of make peace.
It is a fictional story. But often people unwisely choose to confront instead of make peace.
Should have just call the police, this could have escalated quickly where two babies loose their mommy. Not cute story.
Should have just call the police, this could have escalated quickly where two babies loose their mommy. Not cute story.
The thought has crossed my mind in the past. Good for her for standing up for all sleep deprived parents trying to survive!
LOVE this! I especially love that the culprits are taking some action to make ammends. My poor dog is traumatized.
I love her.
You go girl!!
The thought has crossed my mind in the past. Good for her for standing up for all sleep deprived parents trying to survive!
The thought has crossed my mind in the past. Good for her for standing up for all sleep deprived parents trying to survive!
Would have been better at a nursing home where flaming Depends would have made a bigger impact. LOL
you do know the article is satire, right?
Well yeah. Hence why I’m offering a critique for the re-write.
Well yeah. Hence why I’m offering a critique for the re-write.
Sounds like that wine was going down fast.
Sounds like that wine was going down fast.
Sounds like that wine was going down fast.
lmao….I don’t know if I would have thought of that, but, I must say, I have got tears & more tears of laughter….You go MOMMA…….
lmao….I don’t know if I would have thought of that, but, I must say, I have got tears & more tears of laughter….You go MOMMA…….
lmao….I don’t know if I would have thought of that, but, I must say, I have got tears & more tears of laughter….You go MOMMA…….
lmao….I don’t know if I would have thought of that, but, I must say, I have got tears & more tears of laughter….You go MOMMA…….
She’s awesome!
Several had fecal matter on their faces, eh? She must have had a fantastic aim and throwing arm. Did the diapers explode on impact and splatter feces everywhere? Amazing!
Several had fecal matter on their faces, eh? She must have had a fantastic aim and throwing arm. Did the diapers explode on impact and splatter feces everywhere? Amazing!
Do your fireworks on the 4th of July, not the 3rd, or the 5th or even the 6th, that’s just ridiculous. It’s a celebration of our independence on the 4th.
Do your fireworks on the 4th of July, not the 3rd, or the 5th or even the 6th, that’s just ridiculous. It’s a celebration of our independence on the 4th.
Well that turned out well! I am proud of those guys for being…MEN!
Well that turned out well! I am proud of those guys for being…MEN!
Well that turned out well! I am proud of those guys for being…MEN!
Well that turned out well! I am proud of those guys for being…MEN!
Well that turned out well! I am proud of those guys for being…MEN!
Well they should do those things for her. They should have been more considerate of people and their children sleeping.
Well they should do those things for her. They should have been more considerate of people and their children sleeping.
Well they should do those things for her. They should have been more considerate of people and their children sleeping.
Well they should do those things for her. They should have been more considerate of people and their children sleeping.
Well they should do those things for her. They should have been more considerate of people and their children sleeping.
Well they should do those things for her. They should have been more considerate of people and their children sleeping.
What a Klassay lady. The men and boys went way above and beyond the call- they are the truly respectable ones here. Baby crap on their faces? Her car sure wouldn’t be getting washed were it I. It’s the 4th of July- DEAL with the noise- I’ve brought 4 kids through it. It can be done.
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
I’m curious, how horribly obnoxious do you have to be to copy and paste the same comment on 10 different posts?
I’m curious, how horribly obnoxious do you have to be to copy and paste the same comment on 10 different posts?
I’m curious, how horribly obnoxious do you have to be to copy and paste the same comment on 10 different posts?
What a Klassay lady. The men and boys went way above and beyond the call- they are the truly respectable ones here. Baby crap on their faces? Her car sure wouldn’t be getting washed were it I. It’s the 4th of July- DEAL with the noise- I’ve brought 4 kids through it. It can be done.
What a Klassay lady. The men and boys went way above and beyond the call- they are the truly respectable ones here. Baby crap on their faces? Her car sure wouldn’t be getting washed were it I. It’s the 4th of July- DEAL with the noise- I’ve brought 4 kids through it. It can be done.
What a Klassay lady. The men and boys went way above and beyond the call- they are the truly respectable ones here. Baby crap on their faces? Her car sure wouldn’t be getting washed were it I. It’s the 4th of July- DEAL with the noise- I’ve brought 4 kids through it. It can be done.
I wish this was true! The people behind us have been setting off fireworks every night since more than a week before the 4th. I don’t mind fireworks on the holiday or a day it two before and after but this is getting ridiculous.
Good neighbors after all. Gotta love em.
this is the most ludicrous story I’ve ever read…
So funny
So funny
That is absolutely disgusting. Several of the people got ‘child fecal matter’ on their faces. Do any of you cheering this psychotic bitch on realize the health risks associated with exposure to feces? She should have been arrested for assault with a weapon.
As for the men who backed down all I can say is they need to grow a pair. If that were me, I would have pressed charges, demanded an apology for the disgusting assault and told that entitled bitch to clean her own damn car & weed her own damn flowers.
Hahahahahahahaha… I hope you’re responding to satire with satire. I truly, truly do. Except, it would be even more hilarious if you weren’t.
Hahahahahahahaha… I hope you’re responding to satire with satire. I truly, truly do. Except, it would be even more hilarious if you weren’t.
Lynn Nugent – don’t hate.
Lynn Nugent – don’t hate.
That is absolutely disgusting. Several of the people got ‘child fecal matter’ on their faces. Do any of you cheering this psychotic bitch on realize the health risks associated with exposure to feces? She should have been arrested for assault with a weapon.
As for the men who backed down all I can say is they need to grow a pair. If that were me, I would have pressed charges, demanded an apology for the disgusting assault and told that entitled bitch to clean her own damn car & weed her own damn flowers.
That is absolutely disgusting. Several of the people got ‘child fecal matter’ on their faces. Do any of you cheering this psychotic bitch on realize the health risks associated with exposure to feces? She should have been arrested for assault with a weapon.
As for the men who backed down all I can say is they need to grow a pair. If that were me, I would have pressed charges, demanded an apology for the disgusting assault and told that entitled bitch to clean her own damn car & weed her own damn flowers.
I ‘m sorry–The 4th of July is a national holiday and that’s just tough luck for people with babies and dogs of which I have had both and still have the dogs and the kids are grown. It’s a celebration of our history and freedom not a day to be dictated by a bunch of whiners.
And only an idiot would believe that any of that gives you some inalienable right to blow things up at 1:00AM. Of course, the fact that you didn’t get that this is a joke already proves that you’re an idiot.
the 4ht of July was 3 days ago. if you didn’t finish your fireworks, wait until next year. why didn’t the police arrest the men launching the “illegal” fireworks?
Because this is a joke and they’re imaginary?
LOVE THIS WOMAN!
They invaded her space with their noise so she returned the favor!
I may have to save a few diapers for next year!
LOVE THIS WOMAN!
They invaded her space with their noise so she returned the favor!
I may have to save a few diapers for next year!
The 4th of July is for everyone to enjoy, your kids are for you to enjoy and no one else. Maybe prior to the holiday, she shouldve asked neighbors if they planned on celebrating with fireworks. If so, take the kids on a trip someplace where you think it may be quieter, maybe Canada, their Independence Day was on July 1st.
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
I had a bitch neigbor like that several years ago when my kids were younger, we went all the way to N.H. to buy some fireworks, and she came over all pissed off saying she was going to call the cops on on for setting off some harmless fireworks cuz her new little shit was sleeping and we were going to wake her up! she had JUST moved in not too long before this and this was something my kids and I did every year! it wasn’t even late! ugh……
@David, not dumb at all. The comment was in reference too all the mothers posting, whose panties are in a wad
@David, not dumb at all. The comment was in reference too all the mothers posting, whose panties are in a wad
You’re right, anybody who needs to get up in the morning should move so that revelers can blow things up in their backyards at 1AM. That makes sense. Clearly the problem is with those unpatriotic jerks trying to sleep.
The 4th of July is for everyone to enjoy, your kids are for you to enjoy and no one else. Maybe prior to the holiday, she shouldve asked neighbors if they planned on celebrating with fireworks. If so, take the kids on a trip someplace where you think it may be quieter, maybe Canada, their Independence Day was on July 1st.
The 4th of July is for everyone to enjoy, your kids are for you to enjoy and no one else. Maybe prior to the holiday, she shouldve asked neighbors if they planned on celebrating with fireworks. If so, take the kids on a trip someplace where you think it may be quieter, maybe Canada, their Independence Day was on July 1st.
Couldn’t she have just asked nicely first? Calling in complaints is so passive aggressive, just ask nicely before you turn yourself into a raging maniac.
Cause a group of drunks with explosives are so reasonable and accommodating. No risk at all for a woman approaching them to ask them to stop. :-/
Cause a group of drunks with explosives are so reasonable and accommodating. No risk at all for a woman approaching them to ask them to stop. :-/
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
I guarantee you they did not wash her car, weed her garden and prune her bushes while their wives and girlfriends looked willingly. They did it because their wives and girlfriends made them do it.
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
I guarantee you they did not wash her car, weed her garden and prune her bushes while their wives and girlfriends looked willingly. They did it because their wives and girlfriends made them do it.
I guarantee you they did not wash her car, weed her garden and prune her bushes while their wives and girlfriends looked willingly. They did it because their wives and girlfriends made them do it.
This sounds like the biggest crock of baby shit I have ever read! I mean you can be charged with assault for throwing water on a person, but its not assault if by the sounds of it a drunk mother throws shitty flaming diapers on people and then they do all kinds of good deeds for her what the hell are you people smoking? there is more than just baby shit being thrown here!
Yep, it’s a joke 🙂
Yep, it’s a joke 🙂
Yep, it’s a joke 🙂
Yep, it’s a joke 🙂
Yep, it’s a joke 🙂
It’s satire…
It’s satire…
This sounds like the biggest crock of baby shit I have ever read! I mean you can be charged with assault for throwing water on a person, but its not assault if by the sounds of it a drunk mother throws shitty flaming diapers on people and then they do all kinds of good deeds for her what the hell are you people smoking? there is more than just baby shit being thrown here!
This sounds like the biggest crock of baby shit I have ever read! I mean you can be charged with assault for throwing water on a person, but its not assault if by the sounds of it a drunk mother throws shitty flaming diapers on people and then they do all kinds of good deeds for her what the hell are you people smoking? there is more than just baby shit being thrown here!
The Police are USELESS. as are their unenforcable bylaw tickets. The city can not enforce, the police do not isue. and in general, aare USELESS. I suffered with a party neighbour for 2 years, I called it in, 3 times a week, for 2 years. they got fewer than 10 tickets actualy isued, non ever paid. City of cranbrook useless, bylaw useless, police useless. I was forced to sell the house I was in and move into a new neighbourhood. Thank you cranbrook, for standing up for the law abiding. had I known it was going to be 2 years of hell, I would have shot them first night.
The Police are USELESS. as are their unenforcable bylaw tickets. The city can not enforce, the police do not isue. and in general, aare USELESS. I suffered with a party neighbour for 2 years, I called it in, 3 times a week, for 2 years. they got fewer than 10 tickets actualy isued, non ever paid. City of cranbrook useless, bylaw useless, police useless. I was forced to sell the house I was in and move into a new neighbourhood. Thank you cranbrook, for standing up for the law abiding. had I known it was going to be 2 years of hell, I would have shot them first night.
The Police are USELESS. as are their unenforcable bylaw tickets. The city can not enforce, the police do not isue. and in general, aare USELESS. I suffered with a party neighbour for 2 years, I called it in, 3 times a week, for 2 years. they got fewer than 10 tickets actualy isued, non ever paid. City of cranbrook useless, bylaw useless, police useless. I was forced to sell the house I was in and move into a new neighbourhood. Thank you cranbrook, for standing up for the law abiding. had I known it was going to be 2 years of hell, I would have shot them first night.
I feel her pain. I have twins and another child!! I could see myself doing this!!!
I feel her pain. I have twins and another child!! I could see myself doing this!!!
I had some neighbors up at 4am this morning literally blasting music so loud my Windows were vibrating. I’ve called in noise complaints many times and it never stops. This happens almost every weekend and I have asked them several times to please not play their music so loud so late. I love the idea of throwing poopy diapers at them but have a feeling things would not end as well as in this article and more realistically I would end up in cuffs.
I had some neighbors up at 4am this morning literally blasting music so loud my Windows were vibrating. I’ve called in noise complaints many times and it never stops. This happens almost every weekend and I have asked them several times to please not play their music so loud so late. I love the idea of throwing poopy diapers at them but have a feeling things would not end as well as in this article and more realistically I would end up in cuffs.
omg, she is my hero.
For one I don’t think that it’s right to throw dirty diapers at someone, no matter how late it is that’s just wrong. As a mother I know that sleep is important, but I would the police handle it.
For one I don’t think that it’s right to throw dirty diapers at someone, no matter how late it is that’s just wrong. As a mother I know that sleep is important, but I would the police handle it.
Wish this was a true story.
Wish this was a true story.
Wish this was a true story.
Gotta love it.
Love it!! Especially the penance the men paid the next day!!
Love it!! Especially the penance the men paid the next day!!
Love it!! Especially the penance the men paid the next day!!
Love it!! Especially the penance the men paid the next day!!
Love it!! Especially the penance the men paid the next day!!
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
I’m a twin and I’ve felt like doing this myself! Well, not the diaper part, just throwing things at the neighbors who think I want to hear fireworks at all hours. I like fireworks, and don’t mind them during the early evening hours, maybe up to 10-10:30, after that shut it down.
lmao!! I can just picture it lol. Omg, that’s too funny, good for her! I agree with you Mitch!! Plus, it scares the crap out of the animals, the dog refuses to go outside, even though he has to go 🙁
lmao!! I can just picture it lol. Omg, that’s too funny, good for her! I agree with you Mitch!! Plus, it scares the crap out of the animals, the dog refuses to go outside, even though he has to go 🙁
I’m a twin and I’ve felt like doing this myself! Well, not the diaper part, just throwing things at the neighbors who think I want to hear fireworks at all hours. I like fireworks, and don’t mind them during the early evening hours, maybe up to 10-10:30, after that shut it down.
I’m a twin and I’ve felt like doing this myself! Well, not the diaper part, just throwing things at the neighbors who think I want to hear fireworks at all hours. I like fireworks, and don’t mind them during the early evening hours, maybe up to 10-10:30, after that shut it down.
I’m a twin and I’ve felt like doing this myself! Well, not the diaper part, just throwing things at the neighbors who think I want to hear fireworks at all hours. I like fireworks, and don’t mind them during the early evening hours, maybe up to 10-10:30, after that shut it down.
Good for her!
Good for her!
Good for her!
Good for her!
Calls to “311”?? Hopefully that was a typo…wth is 311 gonna do and she would’ve been in trouble since she technically never called 911
311 is the non-emergency number
Calls to “311”?? Hopefully that was a typo…wth is 311 gonna do and she would’ve been in trouble since she technically never called 911
Calls to “311”?? Hopefully that was a typo…wth is 311 gonna do and she would’ve been in trouble since she technically never called 911
Calls to “311”?? Hopefully that was a typo…wth is 311 gonna do and she would’ve been in trouble since she technically never called 911
What an awesome mom and hooray for the wives and girlfriends of the men who made them clean up the mom’s flower beds and wash her car!
What an awesome mom and hooray for the wives and girlfriends of the men who made them clean up the mom’s flower beds and wash her car!
What an awesome mom and hooray for the wives and girlfriends of the men who made them clean up the mom’s flower beds and wash her car!
What an awesome mom and hooray for the wives and girlfriends of the men who made them clean up the mom’s flower beds and wash her car!
Love that story! Justice on Independence Day
Love that story! Justice on Independence Day
Lmfao this is too funny!
Lmfao this is too funny!
as Far as Alan’s comment goes…sleep is important, especially when a man has to get up at 4 am to go to work, sleep is important! and then when you have neighbors who are renters, who don’t work and have people that are not from the same neighbor hood who should not even be in youre neighborhood especially at 2am serenading youre windows with the boom boom boom of their rapping does make a man want to open fire.
as Far as Alan’s comment goes…sleep is important, especially when a man has to get up at 4 am to go to work, sleep is important! and then when you have neighbors who are renters, who don’t work and have people that are not from the same neighbor hood who should not even be in youre neighborhood especially at 2am serenading youre windows with the boom boom boom of their rapping does make a man want to open fire.
LOL! Awesome!
Seriously its one day a year. If you can’t stomach something the rest of the country enjoys for literally a couple of hours, don’t have neighbors. I have 3 kids and I get needing sleep but this lady should be committed. And these men should find their male parts and reapply.
And you should look up ‘satire.’
I like her style, especially at 1am.
Seriously its one day a year. If you can’t stomach something the rest of the country enjoys for literally a couple of hours, don’t have neighbors. I have 3 kids and I get needing sleep but this lady should be committed. And these men should find their male parts and reapply.
Wow .. Sounds like someone was trying to light that biddys tampon fuse…
Love this story; can totally relate. It was shared w/me as a real news story, but I realized it was a joke when I read about the completely unbelievable response of the fireworks morons 🙂 which is sad, but hey, that’s the truth. The last two paragraphs are hysterical. Very funny article.
Go Mrs Osbourn, you are my hero this week.
maybe instead of calling the police numerous times she could have started out by asking them to stop and explain she had sleeping children….sometimes just asking can prevent police calls and flaming poop.
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
Lets give that girl a medal!!! Does the town not have noise laws? 1 am??? Really??? She should have thrown the first ones at the cops who let her and her children down!!!
Good for her!!!
Good for her!!!
Good for her!!!
You really didn’t get that this was a joke?
1) It’s a joke article, a satire, and 2) throwing anything at any cops would get her in huge trouble, especially anything on fire. I hope you never try it, since the vast majority of cops have no sense of humor when it comes to assaulting them.
1) It’s a joke article, a satire, and 2) throwing anything at any cops would get her in huge trouble, especially anything on fire. I hope you never try it, since the vast majority of cops have no sense of humor when it comes to assaulting them.
Sounds like a plan to me!
Well shoot! Maybe I just need to lob burning fecal-filled flaming diapers at the arse-holes who keep riding their damn dirt bikes and 3-wheelers behind my house! EVERY FREAKIN’ WEEKEND, not just on one night!
Well shoot! Maybe I just need to lob burning fecal-filled flaming diapers at the arse-holes who keep riding their damn dirt bikes and 3-wheelers behind my house! EVERY FREAKIN’ WEEKEND, not just on one night!
Sounds like a plan to me!
Sounds like a plan to me!
What a bitch! It was the 4th of July weekend! Those kids will be fine, and so the fuck would the crazy bitch flinging shit like a monkey! I would’ve scoured the neighborhood for dog shit and left that bitch a few surprises of my own!!
What a bitch! It was the 4th of July weekend! Those kids will be fine, and so the fuck would the crazy bitch flinging shit like a monkey! I would’ve scoured the neighborhood for dog shit and left that bitch a few surprises of my own!!
What a bitch! It was the 4th of July weekend! Those kids will be fine, and so the fuck would the crazy bitch flinging shit like a monkey! I would’ve scoured the neighborhood for dog shit and left that bitch a few surprises of my own!!
Oh, how I wish this were true. I had a 3 week old baby at July 4th one year, and my neighbor’s college-age kid came home (while the parents were away…) and shot fireworks off about every 20 minutes until 1:30 a.m., when I snapped. I marched up the street in my maternity PJs looking all crazy & screamed at them over the fence. Getting an hour of sleep at a time will push a person to the edge of sanity. You jack with the little bit of sleep a new mom gets, and you’re asking for it.
Mom of one year old twin girls here. Would love to do this at times with neighbors who feel that their musical taste (for musical garbage) is shared by our entire neighborhood. Although this is fictional, and although I don’t advocate gun violence in return for babies awoken during what is rightfully my breaktime (their naptime) I sure would love to share some of the fecal matter I’ll be dealing with when they wake up with the source of their wakefulness. Love it. Whoever wrote it either is or consulted with a twin mom, for sure.
Mom of one year old twin girls here. Would love to do this at times with neighbors who feel that their musical taste (for musical garbage) is shared by our entire neighborhood. Although this is fictional, and although I don’t advocate gun violence in return for babies awoken during what is rightfully my breaktime (their naptime) I sure would love to share some of the fecal matter I’ll be dealing with when they wake up with the source of their wakefulness. Love it. Whoever wrote it either is or consulted with a twin mom, for sure.
Mom of one year old twin girls here. Would love to do this at times with neighbors who feel that their musical taste (for musical garbage) is shared by our entire neighborhood. Although this is fictional, and although I don’t advocate gun violence in return for babies awoken during what is rightfully my breaktime (their naptime) I sure would love to share some of the fecal matter I’ll be dealing with when they wake up with the source of their wakefulness. Love it. Whoever wrote it either is or consulted with a twin mom, for sure.
Mom of one year old twin girls here. Would love to do this at times with neighbors who feel that their musical taste (for musical garbage) is shared by our entire neighborhood. Although this is fictional, and although I don’t advocate gun violence in return for babies awoken during what is rightfully my breaktime (their naptime) I sure would love to share some of the fecal matter I’ll be dealing with when they wake up with the source of their wakefulness. Love it. Whoever wrote it either is or consulted with a twin mom, for sure.
lol, served the men right for getting drunk.
FUNNY ! but fiction. Read the header… 2nd most unreliable source….
FUNNY ! but fiction. Read the header… 2nd most unreliable source….
FUNNY ! but fiction. Read the header… 2nd most unreliable source….
lol, served the men right for getting drunk.
lol, served the men right for getting drunk.
lol, served the men right for getting drunk.
lol, served the men right for getting drunk.
its one day a year people suck it up and let people have some fun.
its one day a year people suck it up and let people have some fun.
its one day a year people suck it up and let people have some fun.
its one day a year people suck it up and let people have some fun.
its one day a year people suck it up and let people have some fun.
ummm is it just me or- the guys were not breaking the law and were consensual in being morons and shooting one another with fireworks…hurling flaming feces filled things at them in anger is assault…just saying if anyone tries this be ready to be sued or in jail- what if she scalded their face or it hit the grill and exploded? jail…I know its a joke but don’t get any ideas this is okay.
woww…
yes, I wish I could throw exploding flaming feces at my neighbor too haha….but sigh…that jail thing
I love this
Nicole…reading this was hilarious!!
I love this
I love this
I love this
The neighbors shooting fireworks had every right to do so unless it is illegal in the community. The B__ch throwing the flaming diapers should have had her butt thrown jail.
The neighbors shooting fireworks had every right to do so unless it is illegal in the community. The B__ch throwing the flaming diapers should have had her butt thrown jail.
The neighbors shooting fireworks had every right to do so unless it is illegal in the community. The B__ch throwing the flaming diapers should have had her butt thrown jail.
The neighbors shooting fireworks had every right to do so unless it is illegal in the community. The B__ch throwing the flaming diapers should have had her butt thrown jail.
Awesome. Don’t mess with a tired mother of twins!! It is hard as hell to get those things to sleep lol
I really hope the part about washing her car and weeding her flower beds is true…if the soldiers that hang out at my place had pulled a stunt like that…she definitely would have had a mowed lawn for the rest of the summer.
Awesome. Don’t mess with a tired mother of twins!! It is hard as hell to get those things to sleep lol
Awesome. Don’t mess with a tired mother of twins!! It is hard as hell to get those things to sleep lol
LMAO—u go mama! I sometimes feel the way with my own neighbors.
LMAO—u go mama! I sometimes feel the way with my own neighbors.
LMAO—u go mama! I sometimes feel the way with my own neighbors.
Don’t want to go that far,just got work
I don’t believe this story one bit… fake fake fake!
I think the word you’re looking for is “satire” or “joke” If it’s on a satire website, you can’t exactly call it fake.
I’m not sure why these guys are being so apologetic, frankly. This woman sounds like a crazy bitch. I mean, calling the cops at 8:30pm on the 4th of July because people are shooting fireworks? Come on!
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
As a mom of 1 year old twins and a 3 year I would do the same thing if I didn’t cloth diaper my girls.
As a mom of 1 year old twins and a 3 year I would do the same thing if I didn’t cloth diaper my girls.
As a mom of 1 year old twins and a 3 year I would do the same thing if I didn’t cloth diaper my girls.
WHERE can I get dirty diapers? Neighbors have been shooting them off the last WEEK until AT LEAST midnight! I DO have an ignition source…
WHERE can I get dirty diapers? Neighbors have been shooting them off the last WEEK until AT LEAST midnight! I DO have an ignition source…
WHERE can I get dirty diapers? Neighbors have been shooting them off the last WEEK until AT LEAST midnight! I DO have an ignition source…
fANTASTIC! And I am glad the guys got together the next day and understood, and retaliated, by leaving flowers, and washing car etc., Pretty awesome 4th to be proud of (and I sooo feel the flaming diapers)!
I’m curious – how dumb does one have to be to not get that this is a joke?
I guess pretty damn dumb
I guess pretty damn dumb
fANTASTIC! And I am glad the guys got together the next day and understood, and retaliated, by leaving flowers, and washing car etc., Pretty awesome 4th to be proud of (and I sooo feel the flaming diapers)!
fANTASTIC! And I am glad the guys got together the next day and understood, and retaliated, by leaving flowers, and washing car etc., Pretty awesome 4th to be proud of (and I sooo feel the flaming diapers)!
Another incident of “Mama Mad.”
As the mother of twins, I can relate.
Yeah! I liked the part where they found “fecal matter” on their faces!
Yeah! I liked the part where they found “fecal matter” on their faces!
Seems to me the wives and girlfriends made their men do the right thing…amen sisters!
You really didn’t get that this is a joke?
Seems to me the wives and girlfriends made their men do the right thing…amen sisters!
Seems to me the wives and girlfriends made their men do the right thing…amen sisters!
Fake Story!
Fake Story!
Menagh… shut the fuck up with your uppity self
Brave lady!
WOW! we have holiday’s once a year, for people to enjoy… When people were young they did not care about mom’s , elderly ect.. but now that they have become a parent and or senior they through dirty diapers are u freakin kidding me! what about the parents who can’t afford to leave there home to light fire works or get of work late? I have 5 kid’s 2 which are babies, I say HAVE FUN FOR THE NIGHT CAUSE ALL HAVE 364 days of quiet. Grow up. I would not have rewarded her , but that’s me. what is this world coming too?
Of course the fact that is is obviously a joke that you’re obviously not bright enough to get would indicate that your opinion is that of an idiot.
I must of missed the joke, could you tell me the punch line ? David………………………
ok I DONT UNDERSTAND .this woman throwing dirty diapers that are on FIRE.and could scar someone for life is OK.and they fill that they need to clean her yard and bring her gifts because they were celebrating the birthday of the USA. and everyone is chearing her on .and you cant figure out whats wrong with the world. I guess if you don’t like something use violence
all you who think that bitch is so cool, must not remember history and the men who sacrificed there lives to make us all free. does the national anthem not mean any thing to you pussies? how about LET FREEDOM RING!!
all you who think that bitch is so cool, must not remember history and the men who sacrificed there lives to make us all free. does the national anthem not mean any thing to you pussies? how about LET FREEDOM RING!!
Awsome… sometimes it does get out of hand
Awsome… sometimes it does get out of hand
This is an incredibly great story! Bless her heart and bless the hearts of those who truly tried to make up their thoughtlessness with acts of kindness and contrition! We need more of this!
This is an incredibly great story! Bless her heart and bless the hearts of those who truly tried to make up their thoughtlessness with acts of kindness and contrition! We need more of this!
I am the grandmother of 21 year old twin boys. They are fantastic young men. We had the privilege and blessing of helping our single parent daughter raise them. But being in our late forties when they were born, I can testify to how tired you get just trying to keep diapers changed and hungry little tummies fed! I can still see all those bottles lining the cupboard. Wouldn’t trade those days for anything.
This story seems fake. Anyone else feel the same way?
I feel that way. Because it’s satire. On a satire website. It’s a joke. Look at the top of the page.
I feel that way. Because it’s satire. On a satire website. It’s a joke. Look at the top of the page.
I feel that way. Because it’s satire. On a satire website. It’s a joke. Look at the top of the page.
This story seems fake. Anyone else feel the same way?
This story seems fake. Anyone else feel the same way?
This sounds like something out of a book! She set up wine and pastries as the men wash her car?!? Um ok
This sounds like something out of a book! She set up wine and pastries as the men wash her car?!? Um ok
This sounds like something out of a book! She set up wine and pastries as the men wash her car?!? Um ok
never cross a mother with a sleeping child but a mother with twins Now that’s double trouble – Awesome! I’m glade no was hurt and pleased the boys apologize Very Nicely…..
never cross a mother with a sleeping child but a mother with twins Now that’s double trouble – Awesome! I’m glade no was hurt and pleased the boys apologize Very Nicely…..
never cross a mother with a sleeping child but a mother with twins Now that’s double trouble – Awesome! I’m glade no was hurt and pleased the boys apologize Very Nicely…..
I don’t want to hear crying babies or whining kids when at a restaurant or on a plane either….
Can I throw shit at the rude parents that can’t control their kids? Keep them home if you can’t control them and let them yell at your dinner table in your house or take that vacation by car.
You need to remember as a tax payer with no children I am forced to support funding for education, welfare, free lunches, etc. etc. And get sick of the kids screaming everywhere I go.
Not to mention my homes are robbed & vandalized by your little brats and I have to pay that bill on top of all the taxes. The crime rate is not high enough….keep having more babies…. we can all watch it rise because they grow up and don’t want to work. You can tell this because if they don’t help our around home before they leave what can you expect if & when they move out.
I don’t want to hear crying babies or whining kids when at a restaurant or on a plane either….
Can I throw shit at the rude parents that can’t control their kids? Keep them home if you can’t control them and let them yell at your dinner table in your house or take that vacation by car.
You need to remember as a tax payer with no children I am forced to support funding for education, welfare, free lunches, etc. etc. And get sick of the kids screaming everywhere I go.
Not to mention my homes are robbed & vandalized by your little brats and I have to pay that bill on top of all the taxes. The crime rate is not high enough….keep having more babies…. we can all watch it rise because they grow up and don’t want to work. You can tell this because if they don’t help our around home before they leave what can you expect if & when they move out.
I don’t want to hear crying babies or whining kids when at a restaurant or on a plane either….
Can I throw shit at the rude parents that can’t control their kids? Keep them home if you can’t control them and let them yell at your dinner table in your house or take that vacation by car.
You need to remember as a tax payer with no children I am forced to support funding for education, welfare, free lunches, etc. etc. And get sick of the kids screaming everywhere I go.
Not to mention my homes are robbed & vandalized by your little brats and I have to pay that bill on top of all the taxes. The crime rate is not high enough….keep having more babies…. we can all watch it rise because they grow up and don’t want to work. You can tell this because if they don’t help our around home before they leave what can you expect if & when they move out.
Omg that’s great I’m laughing my ass off over here!
Hilarious!
My cousin is good friends with one of the guys who had the nappies thrown at him, and apparently he’s now got a flesh-eating fungal infection from the fecal matter in the diapers and is going to sue the mother.
True story!
My cousin is good friends with one of the guys who had the nappies thrown at him, and apparently he’s now got a flesh-eating fungal infection from the fecal matter in the diapers and is going to sue the mother.
True story!
Even though I know this article is satire, I think people need to chill out about fireworks. The 4th of July (or Canada Day for me) happens ONCE A YEAR. If people have their sleep disrupted for one night, it’s NOT A BIG DEAL. I remember fireworks waking me up in the middle of the night when I was a kid, and my mom was mad, but she wouldn’t have lost her sh*t over it. She used to say “It’s just for one night, sweetie, it’ll be done by tomorrow.” People are so entitled these days.
I don’t get mad or really care, but if my child had trouble sleeping, it would be more than one night. People celebrate the 4th of July for about a week around here.
” If people have their sleep disrupted for one night, it’s NOT A BIG DEAL.”
I’ll remember you said that when I rent your next door neighbors house out to a fraternity for the weekend.
” If people have their sleep disrupted for one night, it’s NOT A BIG DEAL.”
I’ll remember you said that when I rent your next door neighbors house out to a fraternity for the weekend.
The article didn’t say whether or not she personally asked the men to stop. It only says she made repeated calls to 311. I wonder if they would have stopped if she had just asked them to? Maybe she did.
She literally lost her shit.
It’s a parody.
The article didn’t say whether or not she personally asked the men to stop. It only says she made repeated calls to 311. I wonder if they would have stopped if she had just asked them to? Maybe she did.
Anyone wonder why she didn’t just walk over and ask them to be quiet if they were so reasonable? Throwing flaming dirty diapers seems pretty childish and a bit crazy. Maybe a little to much wine?
Well, at 1:30 in the morning, and they were drunk and shooting bottle rockets at each other…I don’t believe they would have listened to a request. Now they’re doing yard work for her–do believe she was effective…
Well, at 1:30 in the morning, and they were drunk and shooting bottle rockets at each other…I don’t believe they would have listened to a request. Now they’re doing yard work for her–do believe she was effective…
Anyone wonder why she didn’t just walk over and ask them to be quiet if they were so reasonable? Throwing flaming dirty diapers seems pretty childish and a bit crazy. Maybe a little to much wine?
Anyone wonder why she didn’t just walk over and ask them to be quiet if they were so reasonable? Throwing flaming dirty diapers seems pretty childish and a bit crazy. Maybe a little to much wine?
Awesome mother:)
Awesome mother:)
Awesome mother:)
This story is complete bs. Think about it, a group of drunk guys are just going to stand there while dirty, flaming diapers are thrown at them? I don’t think so
OMG… Does anyone here know this did not happen..?
READ below…
© 2012 – 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as FICTIONAL news with an intent for humor.
CAPS are MINE…
A further story follows…
The earth has just reversed it’s direction and the sun is now rising in the west… Please adjust your clocks to run backwards…
Ok now carry on and discuss how and where you can get that done.
lol
That story was a trap for dumb mommies to come out from their wormholes and bitch about how the world does not stop rotating and bow to the fruits of their loins. You disgust me , dumb B’s. And if this really happened expect to be thrown in jail crapmomging baboons!
absolutely fabulous! I don’t have babies but I’ll try it next time my next door neighbors argue!
irregardless how far those guys having fun, I gave them 5 stars for showing remorse… I can say that woman may not be able to do otherwise if she’s on the position. I can understand her anger as my daughter is also freaked out of fireworks but throwing stuff like that could bring her into trouble if it causes fires – foolish… she could have just got there and talked or yelled without such action. She could bring herself (and family) into troubles. Never agrees with violance no matter how “small” it is.
I have 3 little kids so i understand the need for quiet but it’s one night a year. Give me a break. It’s overkill that they were washing her car and weeding her garden.
This is fake @[1541781381:2048:Holly] 🙂 lol I just read that a couple hours ago and was thinking the same damn thing! Haha
Well at least we think alike!!:)
Well at least we think alike!!:)
I guess $hit really does happen.
I guess $hit really does happen.
This is awesome haha
I think this might be the funniest news story I’ve read in quite awhile.
I think this might be the funniest news story I’ve read in quite awhile.
“You want to see fireworks, here you go assholes!”
I found a huge piece of fireworks debris on my front step this morning. Thanks, ghettto fireworks!
This is awesome haha
I don’t believe it. Washing her car and pulling weeds, please
I don’t believe it. Washing her car and pulling weeds, please
I don’t know if I would be that drastic, but good for her. My baby was a mere 6 months for her first 4th, and the fireworks started at about 9:30, I was furious!
Now those guys are REAL men! They rock!! They know how to resolve a problem and both sides are happy. God bless them and I can honestly say I’m cheering both sides! Why can’t our country operate the same way?
I agree, Mary!
Now those guys are REAL men! They rock!! They know how to resolve a problem and both sides are happy. God bless them and I can honestly say I’m cheering both sides! Why can’t our country operate the same way?
Now those guys are REAL men! They rock!! They know how to resolve a problem and both sides are happy. God bless them and I can honestly say I’m cheering both sides! Why can’t our country operate the same way?
True or not it is still freaking hilarious!
I love this. What a fitting pay back.
refreshing news to know that they tried to recomp with good deeds.
Would’ve done the same thing if I had the guts hahaha
I wonder if a dog poop catapault would work. No need for flames. Several of friends on my fb post about our dogs getting scared out of their minds when these fireworks go off in parks near where people live for days after Canada Day. Some dogs even panic so badly they run away, I really don’t believe that the evil-doers apologized and washed her car.
She is amazing! I feel the same way. People do not care about others and putting off fireworks at all hours is so disrespectful!!! Way to go Mrs. Osborn!!!
She is amazing! I feel the same way. People do not care about others and putting off fireworks at all hours is so disrespectful!!! Way to go Mrs. Osborn!!!
She is amazing! I feel the same way. People do not care about others and putting off fireworks at all hours is so disrespectful!!! Way to go Mrs. Osborn!!!
I have 3 year old twins and a newborn. Once you FINALLY get everyone to sleep (esp after a long day like the 4th of july) you want everyone to STAY asleep…not get woken up by fireworks. Id like to think that i would have done the same 🙂
I have 3 year old twins and a newborn. Once you FINALLY get everyone to sleep (esp after a long day like the 4th of july) you want everyone to STAY asleep…not get woken up by fireworks. Id like to think that i would have done the same 🙂
Awesome! The fireworks after the fact is extremely annoying for both people and animals!
Awesome! The fireworks after the fact is extremely annoying for both people and animals!
they couldn’t be to bad of men in the first place or they wouldn’t have showed a great deal of respect back in the right way but I think she could have gave them untill 10 or 11 pm before getting nasty herself, and she is very lucky they are nice guys too or it could have gotten really nasty, but I’m glad to see good people like this are still around good for both sides..:):)
Boys will be boys but real men step up and real woman are always there to watch.
Boys will be boys but real men step up and real woman are always there to watch.
Lucky it was only flaming diapers…..people need to set off fireworks in areas that are open such as parks or something, not where families are and kids are sleeping, not everyone has the life where they let their kids stay up all hours or if you have an infant. It’s rude, I’m glad it rained here.
Lucky it was only flaming diapers…..people need to set off fireworks in areas that are open such as parks or something, not where families are and kids are sleeping, not everyone has the life where they let their kids stay up all hours or if you have an infant. It’s rude, I’m glad it rained here.
Did she ask first, or start calling the authorities immediately?
It’s not a real news story. It’s satire. So I’m guessing no, she didn’t ask first. lol.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GO MOM GO!
Awesome 🙂
Awesome 🙂
NICE !!!
NICE !!!
Wow! That the men were so nice after that is actually a decent and hopeful thing. They had crossed the line, someone called them on it, and they ‘fessed up. FAR better than shooting guns at the woman, which could so easily have been the other reaction. I have no doubt she was short on sleep…
Wow! That the men were so nice after that is actually a decent and hopeful thing. They had crossed the line, someone called them on it, and they ‘fessed up. FAR better than shooting guns at the woman, which could so easily have been the other reaction. I have no doubt she was short on sleep…
This woman should run for governor of her state. She has guts!
OK I thought it was real. Weirder things have happened, although I can’t exactly recall a specific event just now.
This makes me giggle 🙂
love it!
I’ve been bickering with my neighbors over the same issue. Flaming poop may have been a bit much but honestly, respect your neighbors and small kids. Especially when you’re doing something illegal. This went on in my neighborhood till the 8th.
How funny!
Flaming diapers? Sounds insane and dangerous to me. I’ve never sheltered my two kids from noise so they sleep through everything–including fireworks and thunderstorms.
Good for her. Thats all i can say
throwing shit at people isn’t how to go about things. what are we? monkeys?
This woman is my hero.
I think this is hilarious and the neighbors deserved it. My neighbor complained because we did a couple firecrackers @ 10 o’clock and
I don’t light off fireworks past 10pm. If this would happen to me I’d buy a ton of horse shit and dump it in her driveway.
OMG, I have enough dirty kitty poo to do this to the incessant speeder on my 20 mph street! So wish this were true.
As usual people read satire, take it at face value and get all het up about it. Grow up, world.