SEARCY, Ark. – In a first for the internationally-recognized magazine, Architectural Digest will feature the home-based methamphetamine lab of Kenneth and Sherrie-Anne Dugens. According to senior editor Richard Holder , the lab, which sits on the outskirts of Searcy, has a surprisingly complex design aesthetic.
“The structure inhabits the space in a most satisfying manner,” Holder said. “It surreptitiously blends into its surroundings while simultaneously clamoring for recognition.”
The lab sits on a hill along the edge of a field.
Upon learning about the forthcoming international media coverage of their lab, the Dugens were cautiously excited.
“Kenny and me, we’s just thrilled,” said Sherrie-Anne. “But at the same time, I sure do wish they didn’t use our real names and address like they done.”
Reached by phone for comment, Searcy police said they were unaware of the Dugens’ good fortune.
“We would, of course, like learn more about Kenny’s meth lab,” said Searcy chief Paul Titheson. “In fact, I plan on seeing it for myself first thing tomorrow.”
The Dugens’ property will be featured in the May 2014 issue of Architectural Digest.
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that is a good one
that is a good one
that is a good one
“Kenny and me, we’s just thrilled,” said Sherrie-Anne. “But at the same time, I sure do wish they didn’t use our real names and address like they done.” The grammar police are going to have a real field day with this one.
OMG how embarrassing that it’s here in Arkansas of all places! Jeez……
OMG how embarrassing that it’s here in Arkansas of all places! Jeez……
all this time i thought that was just a storage shed out there. congrats Kenny and Sherrie…..effen idiots.
Surely this is not. real
Oh my, are we really from this state. Not proud of this
You got to be effen kidding. I will go out there tomorrow, great police chief.. Architectural Digest effen taste in design and to recognize a met lab as design fashion is unreal. Call to the police about met lab should have been the first call.
The tagline under the website logo reads: “Arkansas’ 2nd most UNreliable news source”. lol
The only people dumber than the Dugens are the people believing this story. Its satire.