Bowen Law School Adds Lack of Humor to Admission Requirements
Today UALR Bowen Law School announced updated admission requirements for 2014. The largest change requires incoming students to have a complete absence of a sense of humor. The requirement is …
Local Minor League Baseball Team, Arkansas Travelers, Wins 31 Hour – 97 Inning Game
The Arkansas Travelers this morning secured a victory against the Tulsa Drillers in the longest professional baseball game in history. The game which lasted 31 hours and covered 97 innings …
Error on Speed Limit Signs Change I-630 Speed Limit to 6 MPH
The Arkansas Highway Department today has announced that an error on new speed limit signs for Interstate 630 has caused the speed limit to be changed to 6 mph from …
Joel DiPippa Announces Plans to Run for Attorney General Under New Political Party
Today Joel DiPippa announced his candidacy for state Attorney General under a new state political party to be called the Burger Party. DiPippa’s candidacy has been widely speculated, a few …
Grand Theft Auto VI to Be Set in Hot Springs
Rockstar Games has just announced that the next installment of its wildly successful Grand Theft Auto video game franchise will be set in Hot Springs, Ark. This will be the …
Entries Now Being Accepted for The Great Arkansas River 5k Survival Swim
Entries and bids are now being accepted for the first ever Great Arkansas River 5k Survival Swim to take place July 27th on the Arkansas River. The event seeks to …
Angry Mother of Twins Throws Flaming Diapers at Late Night Firework Shooters
Police were called to a Hillcrest neighborhood early this morning when neighbors reported that a local mom of twins began throwing flaming dirty diapers at a group of people setting …
Open Mic Night in Eureka Springs Sees Impromptu Formation and Breaking Up of 17 Different Bands
Tuesday’s open mic night at Chelsea’s Corner Café in Eureka Springs saw the formation and dissolution of 17 distinct musical ensembles. Among them was a five-person all-washboard band known as …
Local News Station Forced to Admit Their Stories Are Factual
A Little Rock television News Station reports on a number of news stories, such as Saline County Sheriff Arrested for Public Intox, finally comes clean and admits that most of …
Group Petitions to Remove I-40 from the Federal Interstate Highway System
The local property rights group Secure Arkansas today announced that they plan to introduce a formal petition to remove the stretch of Interstate 40 from Little Rock east to West …