Little Rock 4th of July Fireworks Scaled Back Due to Budget Cuts
This year’s 4th of July Fireworks show on the Arkansas River, Pops on the River, will be scaled back due to budget cuts with the event’s main sponsor. Instead of …
Big Orange 2 Will Give West Little Rock an Inferiority Complex
We wanted to take a minute to break away from our hard hitting, internationally acclaimed news stories and talk about something very near and dear to our heart. Burgers. Earlier …
Angry Crowd Places Local Woman in Stockade Over Pastries
Hillcrest – An angry crowd descended on a local woman this morning after she preordered a large number of highly popular pastries from the Hillcrest farmer’s market. The crowd waited over an …
Little Rock Twin Peaks Hires First Male Server in Franchise History
Twin Peaks, the mountain-lodge themed sports restaurant, has announced their first set of new servers for its first Arkansas location next month in West Little Rock at 10 Shackelford Dr. …
Jesus Makes Surprise Early Return Visit to Punch Mike Huckabee in the Face
Jesus Christ made a surprise return visit this afternoon to Florida to punch former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee in the face. The visit comes following tweets and comments Huckabee made …
Local Woman Dead After Being Maliciously Attacked by a “Water Bug”
A Little Rock Hillcrest woman is dead after being attacked in her home late last night by a “water bug”. Elaine Freeman, 30, was in the laundry room of her …
Federal Food Stamps to be Replaced with Annual Ration of 7 Loaves of Bread and 2 Fish
Arkansas Representative Tom Cotton has introduced a new bill into the US House of Representatives to replace the national food stamp program. The new bill allows families of 5 or …
Edward Snowden Seeking Refuge in Newton County, Arkansas
Edward Snowden, the former CIA employee who leaked details of a top secret mass surveillance program, has finally been spotted in Newton County Arkansas. This ends the three day international quest for …
British Tabloid The Daily Mirror Outsources Writing to Arkansas Satire News Sites
The British tabloid The Daily Mirror announced this weekend that they will begin outsourcing the bulk of their content writing to satire news sites based out of Arkansas. The move …
Local Man in Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuits
A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after …