Paintings by Former President George Bush Added to Crystal Bridges Collection
BENTONVILLE, Ark. – The post-presidency paintings of George W. Bush have found a permanent home at the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art, founder Alice Walton revealed today less than …
Farmer Lost in Corn Maze Since 2008 Found Alive
EUDORA, Ark. – A farmer lost in his own corn maze since 2008 has been found alive. Bryan Kelley was last seen leaving his home on an autumn Sunday afternoon, …
Razorbacks’ “Fastest 40 Minutes” Officially Clocked at 38:52
FAYETTEVILLE – Taking a page from Nolan Richardson’s famed “40 Minutes of Hell,” Arkansas Razorback basketball coach Mike Anderson has been branding his team’s style as the “Fastest 40 Minutes …
A-Rod Happy to Finally Have the Time to Write Next Great American Novel in a Drunken Haze
NEW YORK – Hours after Major League Baseball suspended Alex Rodriguez for the entire 2014 season, the Yankee’s third baseman said he is happy to finally have the time to …
Alabama Hires Lane Kiffin as NCAA Violation Coordinator
TUSCALOOSA , Ala. – Alabama football coach Nick Saban announced the hiring of Lane Kiffin Friday as NCAA Violation Coordinator. Kiffin, who was fired as head coach at USC only …
Mission Accomplished: Petrino’s Triumphant Return to Louisville After 10-Year Undercover Op
LOUISVILLE, Ky – Hours after re-signing former coach Bobby Petrino, Louisville athletic administrators revealed his decade-long odyssey had all been part of an elaborate, top-secret undercover operation. “It is with …
Malzahn Purchases 22 Waffle House Locations Following National Championship Loss
PASADENA, Ca–Fort Smith native and current head coach of the Auburn University football program, Gus Malzahn announced this morning that he is franchising twenty-two locations of the popular eatery Waffle …
Highway Department to Complete All Projects in 2014 With Gravel
The Arkansas Highway and Transportation Department announced plans this week to complete all of its planned road improvement projects in 2014 by using gravel. According to Dan Flowers, Director of …
Arkansan Scammers Buy Entire City of Clarksville with Ponzi Money
Clarksville, Ark. — Federal investigators revealed today that a Clarksville woman and her stepson had bought the entire city using money they made through ZeekRewards, an online Ponzi scheme that …
Flocks of ‘Duck Dynasty’ Protestors Wreak Havoc in Little Rock
Dozens of Arkansas duck hunters descended upon the state capitol today to violently protest “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson’s suspension from the hit television show. Robertson ruffled some feathers when, …