Tiger Woods Says Withdrawing from Master’s is an April Fool’s Joke
JUPITER ISLAND, Fla. — Tiger Woods said Thursday that his planned withdraw from the Master’s to undergo back surgery and rehabilitation was merely an April Fool’s joke and that he …
Bieber Full-Sleeve Tattoo Sends Shock Waves Through Inked Community
LOS ANGELES – News of Justin Bieber’s recently completed “sleeve” tattoo sent tattoo artists and aficionados across the country into a state of shock and mourning. “For the untold thousands …
Bullet Train to Connect Fayetteville, Fort Smith by 2018
FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Arkansas Highway Commissioners unveiled plans today for a high-speed bullet train connecting Fayetteville and Fort Smith. Upon completion, the train will be capable of reaching speeds in …
Obama Names Clinton Ambassador to the Entire World
WASHINGTON DC – In what is being called the largest shakeup in the history of the U.S. State Department, President Barack Obama today announced the appointment of former president Bill …
Arkansas State Police Arrest Hundreds in Massive NIT Bracket Gambling Sting
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Arkansas State Police today announced the arrest of 839 individuals for allegedly engaging in illegal gambling. The statewide sting operation, which included officers from the state …
Arkansas Children’s Hospital Names Timmy Johnson Chief of Surgery
LITTLE ROCK – Arkansas Children’s Hospital today named 12-year-old Timmy Johnson Chief of Surgery. “This totally rules,” said Timmy. “It’s, like, totally epic.” Timmy’s promotion comes in the wake of …
Arkansas Meth Lab to be Featured in Architectural Digest
SEARCY, Ark. – In a first for the internationally-recognized magazine, Architectural Digest will feature the home-based methamphetamine lab of Kenneth and Sherrie-Anne Dugens. According to senior editor Richard Holder , …
Authorities Search for Culprits Who Painted Fayetteville’s Dickson Street Green
On Monday drivers and business owners on Fayetteville’s Dickson Street discovered the thoroughfare had been painted green overnight. “It appears to be some kind of St. Patrick’s Day prank,” said …
NCAA investigates Hogs basketball program over alleged hoops violations.
FAYETTEVILLE — The NCAA announced an official investigation into the Arkansas Razorback basketball program over allegations it manufactured basketball rims at Bud Walton Arena to make it harder for opposing …
Disgraced Arkansas Treasurer Martha Shoffner Fails to Bribe Jury with Apple Pie, Is Declared Guilty
Jurors announced yesterday that former Arkansas Treasurer Martha Shoffner is guilty of manipulating state business for bribes, although they admitted that the apple pies Shoffner kindheartedly delivered to the jury’s …