Archaeologist Says ’64 Galore’ Dig Could Take Weeks to Uncover
LONDON–Following the yearly yard sale event, “Bargains Galore on 64,” popular among locals occurring each summer along Highway 64, archaeologists have recently uncovered ancient remains documenting a little known and …
Local Homeless Ministry Mistakenly Feeds Hipsters
ARGENTA – Local homeless ministry Canvas Community is seeking donations after it mistakenly fed a large group of hipsters attending a web conference in Argenta yesterday. Members of the ministry …
Rock City Times Collects Cash Donations for Ice Bucket Challenge’s Pneumonia Victims
The kindhearted staff of the Rock City Times has decided to raise awareness and a bunch of money for people who have tragically fallen ill with pneumonia after participating in …
New Dogpatch USA Owner Announces Plans To Open Nude Theme Park on Property
The remainder of the property that contains the ruins of the once-bustling theme park known as Dogpatch has been purchased for $2 million, according to property records filed with the …
Little Rock Board of Directors Vote to Require Restaurants to Close at 7 p.m.
LITTLE ROCK – The Little Rock city Board of Directors voted this afternoon to require all area restaurants to close kitchen service by 7 p.m. every night. The move comes …
Sheriff: Man Eaten By “Beast” In Lake Dardanelle
The Pope County Sheriff’s Office announced in a news release on Friday afternoon (Aug. 8) that a man was swallowed inside Lake Dardanelle by some kind of beast a quarter of a …
Auto Dealer Launches Sale to Help Buyers with Tiny Penises Compensate with Large Trucks
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Fletcher Auto Sales has announced a two-week summer sales event titled “Compensation Daze,” during which any aspiring buyer who can prove he has something small “under the …
Fayetteville Mother Arrested for Leaving Daughter in Car for Two Hours
FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — The single mother of a young girl was arrested by the Fayetteville Police Department’s heavily armed SWAT unit after she allowed her daughter to sit outside in a child-sized Fisher-Price car for two …
Dover Lights Mystery Files Bankruptcy
RUSSELLVILLE–Sources confirm that the phenomenon known to haunt the area that locals call the Dover Lights has recently filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy at the Pope County courthouse earlier this week. …
Local Food Writer Tells of His Struggles to Break into Exclusive World of Mommy Blogging
Local food blogger Kevin Shalin, formally known by his web name The Mighty Rib, announced a new lecture series at South on Main that will tell his struggles to break …