Russian President Spends Hours Fantasizing About Ukraine Invasion on Google Maps
MOSCOW – Russian President Vladimir Putin today revealed he often sits at his desk for hours “just, you know, messing around with” Google Maps. The free mapping service from U.S.-based …
Ukrainian Parliament Names Interim President Following Chicken Kiev Scandal
KEIV, UKRAINE – The Ukrainian Parliament voted today to name Oleksander Turchynov as the Interim President following the removal yesterday of former President Viktor Yanukovich. Turchynov had been the speaker …
Russian-Made Olympic Medals Contain Lead, Arsenic, Asbestos
SOCHI, RUSSIA — Olympic officials announced today that Russian-made “gold” and “silver” medals have been found to contain harmful levels of lead, arsenic and asbestos. An investigation revealed that the …
Vladimir Putin Voices Support for Copenhagen Zookeepers Who Slaughtered Giraffe
Russian President Vladimir Putin is standing by Copenhagen zookeepers who senselessly slaughtered Marius, a young giraffe considered unfit for breeding, and fed the body to lions in front of zoo …
Obama Admits to Facebook Stalking Russian President Vladimir Putin
Washington — The Obama administration today acknowledged that the president himself has knowingly been Facebook stalking Russian president Vladimir Putin over the past 3 years. The acknowledgement came today during …