Red Lobster Announces Closure of all Stores Due to Underground Biscuit Eating Competitions
Orlando, FL — Red Lobster’s parent company Darden Restaurants today announced plans to close all 705 Red Lobster restaurants due to a dramatic rise in secret biscuit eating competitions. The restaurant …
Local Man in Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuits
A local food writer was rushed to UAMS hospital last night after consuming 413 Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. Doctors confirm that he slipped into a coma shortly after …