Texas Bowl Officials Admit Misspelling on Endzone for Tonight’s Game
HOUSTON, TX – Officials with the AdvoCare V100 Texas acknowledged today that a critical spelling error was made on the University of Texas’ endzone for tonight’s bowl game versus the University …
Texas Explores Ways to Make Executions More Painful, Drawn Out
To make up for other states’ recent decisions to abandon the death penalty, Texas lawmen have announced that they will explore new ways to make their executions more painful and …
White Smoke Seen Coming from Longhorn Stadium, No New University of Texas Coach Elected
Austin, TX — White smoke was seen coming from Darrell K. Royal Stadium on the campus of the University of Texas this morning after Alabama head coach Nick Saban formally …