Walmart Hacks Amazon Robots to Send Lumps of Coal to Prime Shoppers
BENTONVILLE, Ark – Retail Giant Walmart claimed responsibility today for hacking into Amazon’s distribution centers causing shipping robots to send lumps of coal to all customers using the Amazon Prime …
Senate Candidate Tom Cotton Proposes Plan to Privatize the US Congress
EL DORADO, Ark. Senate candidate Tom Cotton today announced his plans to push for privatization of the United States Congress if elected today at a campaign stop in El Dorado. The …
Walmart Introduces New Holiday Shopping Period Beginning in March
BENTONVILLE – Walmart, the nation’s largest retailer, announced today that they will officially start their Holiday shopping period in March this year. Starting next week Walmart will roll out Christmas …
Walmart to Pay $25 Billion to Move the State Capitol of Arkansas to Bentonville
BENTONVILLE – Gov. Mike Beebe and officials with Bentonville-based Walmart Stores Inc. have confirmed an agreement that, if approved by the Arkansas Legislature, would see the retailer pay the state …
Walmart to Install Surface-to-Air Missiles on Store Rooftops to Shoot Down Amazon Drones
Bentonville, AR — Walmart today announced plans to install mini surface-to-air missile batteries on the rooftops of all 4,786 store locations across the United States. The missiles will exclusively target …