Bentonville, AR — Walmart today announced plans to install mini surface-to-air missile batteries on the rooftops of all 4,786 store locations across the United States. The missiles will exclusively target Amazon Prime Air drones.
The new concept called Walmart Megatron is the latest effort to drive customers back to retail locations. While Walmart’s growth has remained steady, it has been unable to keep pace with online retailers such as Amazon.
“Customers are consistently choosing convenience over traditional in person retail shopping,” John Simmons, head of Walmart’s Megatron division tells us. “We face a problem in the coming years. Either we do what we can to increase convenience, something the retail division has failed to do, or we start declaring war on online retailers. Personally I am ready to blow up some drones.”
The Megatron missiles will be miniaturized surface to air missile based on the RIM-174 Standard ERAM. The missiles are 7 inches long and in testing showed the capability to target an Amazon drone up to 10 miles away. The missile batteries are equipped with special camera equipment calibrated to search for the Amazon arrow on the side of the Prime Air drones and fire automatically.
“We have seen 99.9% success rate in taking down test drones,” Simmons tells us. “The only problem we had was a local kid who picked an Amazon box up above his head in excitement. The system mistook it for a drone and blew the kid’s new Playstation 4 into small pieces. Good thing we offer Playstation and all other game consoles at an every day low price.”
Walmart says they plan to recover the downed drones and use the recycled parts to build an android workforce specifically programed to not complain about vacation time and health insurance.
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I love that the Supercentre (spelled correctly) pictured is in a foreign country (as evidenced by the spelling of Supercentre). Likely in Canada? Those crazy neighbors to the north must have been perfecting their SAM’s so they could roll them out here in the US.
I love that the Supercentre (spelled correctly) pictured is in a foreign country (as evidenced by the spelling of Supercentre). Likely in Canada? Those crazy neighbors to the north must have been perfecting their SAM’s so they could roll them out here in the US.
Is this for real? Or legal?
Is this for real? Or legal?
Is this for real? LOL
Is this for real? LOL
Here’s a grand idea for Wal Mart to increase customer walk in business
OPEN more registers so we don’t stand in line for and hour. I can order from the computer with no waiting and not stand in line. MORE REGISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!
Here’s a grand idea for Wal Mart to increase customer walk in business
OPEN more registers so we don’t stand in line for and hour. I can order from the computer with no waiting and not stand in line. MORE REGISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!
I was going to share your site, but then there was a pop up. Screw that.
I was going to share your site, but then there was a pop up. Screw that.
lol! too funny. But seriously didn’t anyone notice we took on Amazon in their li’l backyard of ecommerce and we’re giving them some serious heartburn!
Now that was funny.
Oh darn it. I thought it was real. Of course it’s satire.
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F such a bunch of bull©%*€
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So is Walmart liable for the package and the fragments that come crashing down on the poor kids head? Maybe they should invest more in employee pay + benefits. Just saying.
Wouldn’t Sam’s Club come with with mini-SAMs first? Then Target will follow suit with more accurate missiles.
Roflmao!! It is kind of funny though how Walmart is feeling the punch from online retailers like all of the small individually held private businesses they shut down.
Fuk Walmart shop online
Wal-Mart should be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Wal-Mart should be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
hilarious
What Walmart needs to offer better customer service , by opening more cash registers especially during the holiday season and the first part of every month when many people do allot of grocery shopping. To say the least they do not have good customer service
One good joke (delivery drones) deserves another…
Law enforcement officials might not see that as a ”joke” just saying
Maria as well, yes I know.
I know Sarah , 🙂
I know Sarah , 🙂
In other news, Amazon changed their logo to combat the impending threat from Walmart.
Anyone who believes this needs mental help.
I realize that this is satire, however I think that Walmart needs to teach their employees to always be polite to the customers and do whatever they can to ensure that the customer is satisfied. A great many of their employees are extremely rude. I started my working life in retail stores and we would have been fired for rudeness on the spot. Managers also held pre-opening meetings where inappropriately dressed employees were either sent home or told to buy new garments to wear.They also stressed cleanliness and the use deodorants, etc.
I realize that this is satire, however I think that Walmart needs to teach their employees to always be polite to the customers and do whatever they can to ensure that the customer is satisfied. A great many of their employees are extremely rude. I started my working life in retail stores and we would have been fired for rudeness on the spot. Managers also held pre-opening meetings where inappropriately dressed employees were either sent home or told to buy new garments to wear.They also stressed cleanliness and the use deodorants, etc.
So really fat people still have to go to Walmart to shop…
So really fat people still have to go to Walmart to shop…
So really fat people still have to go to Walmart to shop…
one of the great all time spoof news stories. the Onion should be ashamed to be scooped…Good for yoU!
I agree with many other comments–better customer service is the name of the game. The sentence that stuck out to me in this blog is that customers don’t shop in person anymore because they want convenience. TRUE! I did all my Christmas shopping on Amazon this year from wish lists that I had my kids and grandkids make. I never had to leave the house, and the stuff came right to my door.
I agree with many other comments–better customer service is the name of the game. The sentence that stuck out to me in this blog is that customers don’t shop in person anymore because they want convenience. TRUE! I did all my Christmas shopping on Amazon this year from wish lists that I had my kids and grandkids make. I never had to leave the house, and the stuff came right to my door.
Is Prime Air and Walmart’s missiles a joke? This seems unbelievable to me and pure satire.
Is Prime Air and Walmart’s missiles a joke? This seems unbelievable to me and pure satire.
You can start by using those 400 registers. Not just 4 at a time
Dang Corporations…
Thanks for the laugh. At the end of a long day, I love reading a load of absolute BS to get a chuckle. Since when is Walmart a military installation as the military are the only ones allowed to operate missile batteries.
You are on dangerous ground
Wal-Mart obviously is not going to shoot down Amazon Drones, but there are thousands of teen-agers who will have great sport in doing just that….
Wal-Mart obviously is not going to shoot down Amazon Drones, but there are thousands of teen-agers who will have great sport in doing just that….
People probably would go back to Walmart if they actually treated their employees like real human beings! There’s an idea
Ha ha ha ha ha! I laughed my as off reading this! Very funny, good job!
Ha ha ha ha ha! I laughed my as off reading this! Very funny, good job!
Person to person shopping? I can never find a Walmart employee to help with anything. And when I do the response is this is not my department I’ll find someone to help you and never see anyone again. I’ll take my friendly smiling UPS delivery person anytime over walmart.
Person to person shopping? I can never find a Walmart employee to help with anything. And when I do the response is this is not my department I’ll find someone to help you and never see anyone again. I’ll take my friendly smiling UPS delivery person anytime over walmart.
Person to person shopping? I can never find a Walmart employee to help with anything. And when I do the response is this is not my department I’ll find someone to help you and never see anyone again. I’ll take my friendly smiling UPS delivery person anytime over walmart.
Awesome! Anybody who posts a serious comment should be targeted by a 7″ drone. You know where.
Awesome! Anybody who posts a serious comment should be targeted by a 7″ drone. You know where.
Awesome! Anybody who posts a serious comment should be targeted by a 7″ drone. You know where.
I love this .. so laughable.. now we are going to see a WAR.. in our communities thanks to WALMART? HEHEHEH.. To think that Amazon has actually shook the oh mighty Walmart owners to the point of sending out missiles over communities to where people can get drone debri in their yards on their cars and in their streets shows me that the Walton Family really does not CARE at all about who the debris will fall on
By pricing they have shut down who knows how many small stores. It is cool though. Part of progress I suppose. I just thought it was ironic that they are now feeling what all of those folks felt
Hahahahrhe
Hahahahrhe
Walmart is awful! What about all the employees that are running around aimlessly that cannot seem to help you for anything.
yes and more electric carts for the seniors and disabled. unless you get there at 5 am there is never one available or charged. and im with every one else on the cashier issue you got 60 registers and 3 cashiers on the first part of the month when every body gets their social security or welfare. how rediculouse. and THAT is exactly why I do shop at amazon or ebay.
yes and more electric carts for the seniors and disabled. unless you get there at 5 am there is never one available or charged. and im with every one else on the cashier issue you got 60 registers and 3 cashiers on the first part of the month when every body gets their social security or welfare. how rediculouse. and THAT is exactly why I do shop at amazon or ebay.
yes and more electric carts for the seniors and disabled. unless you get there at 5 am there is never one available or charged. and im with every one else on the cashier issue you got 60 registers and 3 cashiers on the first part of the month when every body gets their social security or welfare. how rediculouse. and THAT is exactly why I do shop at amazon or ebay.
So funny!
When ALL the people on the floor are pulled to the front end to take care of the lines, people complain because we don’t know everything and then complain because there isn’t anyone to help on the floor. Im good at what I do but im not superhuman!
When ALL the people on the floor are pulled to the front end to take care of the lines, people complain because we don’t know everything and then complain because there isn’t anyone to help on the floor. Im good at what I do but im not superhuman!
Very good, I want one too…. To answer about the registers – The number of the registers is a direct result of the banks, and number crunchers. Same thing with parking spaces. The bean counters use a formula to say you can gross x dollars if you have x spaces and x number of registers. Just like the grocery stores, and convience stores, etc. Most are never at full capacity, because the rest of the day they will just be sitting on their arses wasting money. Mr. Walton has money, partly because he is a smart businessman, and stocks what his customers want – cheap crap. As long as folks buy it, they figure that’s what folks want.
Very good, I want one too…. To answer about the registers – The number of the registers is a direct result of the banks, and number crunchers. Same thing with parking spaces. The bean counters use a formula to say you can gross x dollars if you have x spaces and x number of registers. Just like the grocery stores, and convience stores, etc. Most are never at full capacity, because the rest of the day they will just be sitting on their arses wasting money. Mr. Walton has money, partly because he is a smart businessman, and stocks what his customers want – cheap crap. As long as folks buy it, they figure that’s what folks want.
Very good, I want one too…. To answer about the registers – The number of the registers is a direct result of the banks, and number crunchers. Same thing with parking spaces. The bean counters use a formula to say you can gross x dollars if you have x spaces and x number of registers. Just like the grocery stores, and convience stores, etc. Most are never at full capacity, because the rest of the day they will just be sitting on their arses wasting money. Mr. Walton has money, partly because he is a smart businessman, and stocks what his customers want – cheap crap. As long as folks buy it, they figure that’s what folks want.
Just for the record, shopping at WalMart on Black Friday will never be on my bucket list. Next year, I’m thinking of going to WalMark on Black Friday with my iPhone so I could shoot video of customers stepping on each other for that HDTV, video game or whatever so that I could put it on YouTube and laugh!
Just for the record, shopping at WalMart on Black Friday will never be on my bucket list. Next year, I’m thinking of going to WalMark on Black Friday with my iPhone so I could shoot video of customers stepping on each other for that HDTV, video game or whatever so that I could put it on YouTube and laugh!
Clean the stores too, The store in Hobart IN is in horrible condition and the employees there don’t seem to care. I don’t care what day you go, it’s a mess!
Clean the stores too, The store in Hobart IN is in horrible condition and the employees there don’t seem to care. I don’t care what day you go, it’s a mess!
Clean the stores too, The store in Hobart IN is in horrible condition and the employees there don’t seem to care. I don’t care what day you go, it’s a mess!
This article is brilliant. Kudos my friend.
This article is brilliant. Kudos my friend.
i call bullshit
i call bullshit
I spend a lot of money at Walmart,but I all like shopping at amazon.should this actually happen l think l would sue Walmart if my package was,not delievered
Here’s a thought, if you hate Walmart so much, then don’t shop there! Go to the local grocery store, the independent pharmacy, etc. As far as having enough help, Walmart cannot keep help because the job sucks and a lot of management is lazy and corrupt all the way up to the top. Cashiers think they will have an easy job, but they are worked hard and put under duress. Also, dirty looks from four customers back in line doesn’t help the line move any faster or take any stress away from the workers who are human and just trying to make a living like you. Think for a minute that some of the workers may just be buying time to finish GRADUATE school so they can get a job that they have worked so hard for, all why wondering why they have to work for people who DO NOT WANT to work. think they are entitled, and live off the government. Also, waiting in lines is apart of life, get over it and maybe for a second be THANKFUL that someone is not being with their family on the holidays so that you can punch someone else in the face and be a savage over a tv, toy, or whatever other junk you so desperately NEED to buy in order to get some sort of affection or kudos from your LOVED ones. I don’t want to wait in line either, but patience is a virtue now isn’t it? Here’s another clue, don’t go on the 1, 3, 5, or 10th of any month, during the hours from 12-6pm or on weekends if you can so help it. Go there early, or go there late, otherwise quit your moaning and groaning and thank you for shopping at Walmart 🙂
It is not convenient to shop for 20-30 minutes then wait in line for 20-30 minutes more just to check out. Open more registers!!!!!!
It is not convenient to shop for 20-30 minutes then wait in line for 20-30 minutes more just to check out. Open more registers!!!!!!
Is this legal?
Um….<_< the people believing this story is true are proof of why Wal Mart is winning as a retail giant. It's NOT REAL. Stop buying into everything the media throws at you people! Stop being cattle!
This just in. Bezos attaches Prime Premonition (PP) flares to drones to counter Walmart SAM missles.
This just in. Bezos attaches Prime Premonition (PP) flares to drones to counter Walmart SAM missles.
Walmart once again proves to have nuttier than nuts in charge. The reason that Walmart is going to continue to lose business is because people care for other people, which Walmart doesn’t seem to do. Stop paying for propaganda adds on ‘how great thou art’ and now ‘drones’ and use that money for the better good. This would be in paying your employees a living wage, bettering management and customer service, and getting rid of idiots that come up with ‘drone’ ideas!
BAH HA HA HA HA WALLY WORLD IS FEELING THE CRUNCH…I HOPE THEY GO BANKRUPT AND ALLOW THE SMALL BUSINESSES TO TAKE BACK OVER. IT’S A MUCH BETTER WORLD WITHOUT WALMART IN IT!
I REMEMBER HOW IT WAS BEFORE THEY CAME ALONG AND MESSED EVERYTHING UP!
Great comeback
By the way
does homeland security sanction this
By the way
does homeland security sanction this
I love sarcasm
I love sarcasm
Oh, right Greg Henderson, so you have to fake news to make a website.
Just another reason to never shop Walmart again…I really hate that store and buy everywhere else to avoid them!
Just another reason to never shop Walmart again…I really hate that store and buy everywhere else to avoid them!
You asshats blew up a kids PS4 and don’t even have the balls to replace it?! what the fuck is wrong with you people?!
This story makes me want to support amazon even more. Oh we can’t be innovative do lets blow up someone’s purchase. Wal-Mart sucks bottom line.
walmart stinks they deserve to go under after putting out some many other retail shops i hate walmart they have taken over the intire world
I can tell you one way they could increase in store sales. I was at home and researched a razor for my husband. It cost $49.99 at Amazon. I looked at Walmart.com and the price was the same. My husband was going to be right near our Walmart, so he figured he would just buy it in the store. When he went to the store it cost $59.99. Customer Service told him the do not have to honor Walmart.com prices (but they do meet other retailers prices!), so he left and went home to order from Amazon. We decided to beat them at their own game. We ordered it on line from Walmart with in store delivery. Within 30 minutes we got a message that the razor was ready in the store for pickup costing $49.99!!! So guess where the product came from?? Must be the store shelf!
Very funny.. I would like to see a real dress code at wal mart.
I hate Walmart! Greedy jerks at the top.
Funny story. I will share it with the well paid folks at Costco on my next visit. My advice for dealing with the lack of employees at registers is to shop somewhere else.
Funny story. I will share it with the well paid folks at Costco on my next visit. My advice for dealing with the lack of employees at registers is to shop somewhere else.
A no win problem, Not buying local and paying taxes is no money to help fix the roads you complain about …..
Another rediculious spoof. This is America people! If you don’t want to shop there then don’t! I personally live pretty good because of them but it’s not for everyone so to each his own!
Online ad when searching Amazon site: Do you have a large caliber long gun? Make money on side removing SAM’s aimed at drones. CASH MONEY!
Buy your stuff wherever you want, we are consumers we know the cost of doing business incorrectly and when times change you must change with it can anyone tell me where i can actually go out a still rent a movie aside from a small vending machine in a Safeway. Thats right you can’t soon the entire world will be able to purchase everything they need from the comfort of home at little to no risk. Because in the end its all about time. the more people realize that they save time for what they really want to do, the more the go out and get it attitude will disappear. Seriously how great would it be to know your don’t have to go to the grocery store every single week to get eggs and milk ETC Costco kinda gets it they say buy in bulk so you dont have to come so often.
Wall- E Movie Buy in Large this wont even happen one day everything will be purchase on line automatically the same way the store purchase there stock for an entire district so look out walmarts of the world times are gonna change and if i can save 6 hours a month on horrible parking rude pushy people that are pissed because you don’t have enough tills open or you don’t have what i want in stock or you have to find a dollar everytime you need a cart the list goes on. Personally sign me up when ever i can order my produce online
just bring back the old wall mart! you know the one that stole all the little retailers business because that Walmart had every thing and it had discount prices unlike the Walmart of today Walmart of today is just anther story like any other poorly run with to few discount and rarely has what I am looking for
What if they let them land hmm
Treat your employees better. Make the thousands of part timers full time, share the wealth n pay them a liveable wage without government assistance and some of us might come back. Just a thought for the greed monster. ……
i the town i live iin they only hire part timerse because they dont have to give they benfits the shelf are always bare so wnat people shop at amizon and other stores if walkmark would get off there ass in stead of the money more people would shop there
Well for one this has to be completely made up and fake. I’m not the smartest guy in the world. But even I know the first shot down drone to land on someone and kill them is gonna have a law suit so large Walmart will go bankrupt.
This is a very funny article. A lot of humor.
This is a very funny article. A lot of humor.
When i come too the USA on a Holiday, I’m still going to Walmart, we want too see if the people in the “People Of Walmart posts” are real……..
give me a break how stupid is all this….
if they would treat their employees better noone would be complaining. Walmart has can good drives to feed needy employees for the holidays?? a billion dollar company cant afford to give out a few dinners?? They disgust me and need to quit holding the economy hostage, I long for the day walmart goes out of business. do not shop there unless u want to fund greedy billionares.
What’s if amazon had a airline?
Lmao
I don’t like shopping at WalMart. I don’t like the way they treat the employees. Also, the place is a crap hole. None of the shelves. Are faced . Hardly anything is in stock. They suck.
I don’t like shopping at WalMart. I don’t like the way they treat the employees. Also, the place is a crap hole. None of the shelves. Are faced . Hardly anything is in stock. They suck.
Amazon FTW
Amazon FTW
So basically Wal*Mart is going to blow up our products that we have SPENT MONEY on to get a point across to us people who buy from Amazon. I’m not quite understanding how that will make us want to purchase from Wal*Mart since they are the one causing the destruction to our products that we have spent money on and that we will probably never receive. Pure ignorance.
this has to be a joke or publicity stunt.
Not sure this a serious article….it would be destruction of private property…both the drone and the product being delivered and thus a criminal act and subject to the courts.
I think wal-mart should consider better customer service. All of the wal-mart stores I have visited recently NEVER have one register open on the General merchandise side only on the grocery side. What is the purpose of opening the GM doors if there is no one there manning the registers? I have left a cart full of merchandise because of this and 10 deep lines. It is ridiculous!
People talk so much shit about walmart, let’s be realistic though. Do you really want a world without one? Think not –
People talk so much shit about walmart, let’s be realistic though. Do you really want a world without one? Think not –
People talk so much shit about walmart, let’s be realistic though. Do you really want a world without one? Think not –
More registers would be perfect…
seems legit
This is a hoax site, right? Like The Onion.
This is a hoax site, right? Like The Onion.
Don’t shop at Walmart, support your local stores instead!
For all you who sit here and complain about Wal-mart, I’m pretty sure most of you have shopped there more then once. The fact is Wal-mart as a company is one of the largest retail chains in the world. This also means its one of the largest employers in the world. Even though its put a few mom and pop stores out of business it creates 100 times the number of jobs. The average Wal-mart store hires anywhere from 100 to 250 people. Most times the location base is made by the demographic of the area. How many Wal-marts do you see in million dollar neighborhoods. Wal-mart bases its locations off the people that buy there. Wal-mart does not base location off how many stores in the area that will go out of business because of it. Wal-mart as a company has in fact donated millions to small business all over the US. As far as needing more cashiers, well that’s simple to respond to. Like all business payroll is based on production vs cost. If the store production is high but retains a low overhead they can potentially hire more cashiers given that home office provides the adjustment to the amount allowed for salaries. Yes Wal-mart corperate tells the store how much they are allowed to spend on salaries and wages based on sales vs production. A store with a high production yet low sales is not gonna be able to use much on cashiers unless they cut down on other areas to provide the additional money for payroll. For example a store grossing 2.6 million a year gross before wages with low production and high inventory cost, is not gonna have the same number of cashiers as a store that has pulls 6.8 million a year and has a high production and a low inventory cost. Its a simple business model more people buy more cashiers. Stop Whining about stuff that wont change and start worrying about bigger issues like Obama raising minimum wage to $10 an hour. How many mom and pop stores will close because they cant afford to maintain their employees.
If it wasn’t bad enough, getting help in wally world, it has diffently hit its bottom. I FOR ONE WILL NEVER SUPPORT THE CHICK YOURSELF OUT THEORY. after walking a block across the parking lot, then another block in the store to find a item, they constantly keep moving, then now check yourself out and damn things work right sometimes. I am smart enough to work the check yourself out shit, but for real, *evertime someone uses one of those things, thats just another JOB LOSS. I will not support them, now or never. I will go to a regular grocery store, or clothing store, or even a dollar store. If walmart, thinks this is going to slove problems, heads up, you will loose in the long run. WalMart, in my opinion has over stepped and in the future will see many declines in sales. Alot of people, can’t find people to help them if needed, prices aren’t liste on many items, often you are charged something other than what it says, so many things with this store, people will slowly quite coming and like others before, they can fall.
This is no way true I think this story is fake
Funny….
Man…
What is that is tgis USA or borma ????
Man…
What is that is tgis USA or borma ????
27 registers and only 2/3 open! That’s why we online shop now!!! Convenience as most of us have tons to do and that doesn’t include wasting time waiting in line!
Thought you’d get a kick out of this after our conversation last night…
Thought you’d get a kick out of this after our conversation last night…
And soon sleeper cells with RPG’s to take out FedEx trucks…
And soon sleeper cells with RPG’s to take out FedEx trucks…
Dear Mindi, I know that in both the Walmart’s in my area on any given day you can walk in and see employees doing nothing but standing around or pretending to be straightening a shelf. I think what Jeffery and Elizabeth mean is to utilize the employees that are already there, neither one of them said anything about putting people on call. Take the employees that are pretending to do work and actually put them to work. At the same time I use to work for Walmart as a theft prevention officer, but I went back to college, to be put on a register requires training just like any other job. Here’s a helpful hint if you can do your shopping during the late hours of the night less traffic and there is always a register open
I still boycott Wal mart.
I still boycott Wal mart.
I still boycott Wal mart.
Since there are so many Walmart stores, safe airspace for the Amazon drone is limited. To combat this, I read that Amazon plans to design drones employing stealth (cloaking device) and anti-missile flare technology.
Since there are so many Walmart stores, safe airspace for the Amazon drone is limited. To combat this, I read that Amazon plans to design drones employing stealth (cloaking device) and anti-missile flare technology.
Hopefully Walmart will sell these mini SAMS at SAMS CLUB 🙂
Hopefully Walmart will sell these mini SAMS at SAMS CLUB 🙂
This is old news. Mikileaks has already released internal Amazon memos that detail highly classified plans to develop a “Strategic Octocopter Defense Operative Management Initiative” (SODOMI) which has been dubbed “Store Wars!” Cutting a deal with the U. S. government, Bezos will buy the billions of dollars of defective technology wasted on SDI at or less than a penny on the dollar and twerk it into the capability to seek out and destroy all offensive Wal-Mart devices (WMDs). Prognosticators are already projecting a spinoff market for this tech in the form of mail order delivery for residential applications targeting menacing domestic threats from door to door salesmen to Jehovah’s Witnesses. One Amazon source, speaking off the record said, “The retail world better back-off. Today it’s just a war on “Roll Back” mentality. Who knows what will be our next “Target!”
I suppose Walmart is behind states collecting sales taxes of purchases made online.
WalMart is constantly understaffed consistently. This is to keep labor costs down and it’s pathetic.
A retail store will install a surface-to-air missiles battery on its roof ? Is it some kind of a joke? What’s next? Coca Cola will put landmines where Pepsi trucks are going? Mc Donald’s will attack KFC with nuclear weapons ???
I think this is a great plan… “War, once declared, must be waged offensive aggressively, the enemy must not be fended off, but smitten down and defeated, then you may spare him his every exaction, and relinquish his every gain, but until then, he must be stricken incessantly, remorselessly.” However, I see a breech in Wal-Mart’s OPSEC (Operations Security) They publicized the way the missiles achieve a “lock” on the target. Now Amazon will repaint their drones. Oh well…. nothing a new plan won’t fix.
Really? missiles? A little drastic don’t you think? Personally, I don’t shop at Wal Mart. The employees at the one near by are rude and can hardly speak English. More power to Amazon. Wal Mart is just afraid of competition.
Really? missiles? A little drastic don’t you think? Personally, I don’t shop at Wal Mart. The employees at the one near by are rude and can hardly speak English. More power to Amazon. Wal Mart is just afraid of competition.
What happen if the missile’s computer gets all buggy and kills someone by mistake? Hmmmmmm, Think about it Walmart, your missiles will kill someone! Instead of using weapons, why not get droids yourself? Walmart with this missile idea you sound like a terrorist organization! Osama Bin Walmart!!!!
In response to the woman defending Wal-mart’s lack of employees running registers- why can’t cashiers do other tasks during slow periods, and be called back up to the front when it gets busy like other places do?? If running a register is all these folks are trained to do, that is a poor way to run a business!!
They would have to be self launched! Or they my take the 2 cashiers to operate them and go to all self check out!
They would have to be self launched! Or they my take the 2 cashiers to operate them and go to all self check out!
War-Mart!!
are people really STUPID enough to believe this?? FUCKING MORONS! plz do the world a favor and shoot yourself! Just rid the world of stupid fucking ass clowns!!!!
Actually walmarts .com is doing very well
Actually walmarts .com is doing very well
Actually walmarts .com is doing very well
I hope this is a joke
Anybody really believe this crap?
Your funny or so full of crape your eyes are brown.
You’d have to be a complete idiot to believe this story. As a pilot I’d think the FAA have something to say about shooting down aircraft.
Only an idiot believe this story. Everything they mention is HIGHLY illegal. Destroying private property, then stealing it’s components. Major Felonies involved. Oh yeah, mounting missiles outside of a military facility? Not ever happening, geniuses.
All false.
All false.
Do you still have some kind of credibility?
FuckmI’m glad I live in Canada. State’s, span the most irrational idea’s on this Planet. Just chip that hole land of sheep and feed them bed time stories.
I think the idea is NOT to shop at Walmart not suggest they open more registers. At Walmart you save money at the expense of others (poor wages, poor treatment of employees, outsourcing, deaths in factories overseas, Walton family makes more than the lowest 40 % of Americans’ income combined and fund ads against protesters, human rights organizations and anyone who stands in their way of completely controlling shopping in the Americas and beyond) Shop with a conscious. Shop local. Refuse to buy “throw away” furniture, appliances and technology. Petition for GMO labelling(something Walmart has poured millions into stopping) Support businesses who make “reasonable profits”, treat their employees well and work “with” community, not against it. Become informed. This “story” about shooting down drones may be fake, but the sentiment of how far Walmart will go to get your dollars is real.
This is funny. They don’t want us to have guns, but Walmart is allowed to have missiles. Hmmmm
War Mart.. new name for u..
Want to know how to tell this story is fake?
It has Walmart buying American-made missiles.
If the missile launchers will be on USA Walmarts, why is the one in the picture in Canada?
Satire
Do you people realize how hard it truly is for WalMart (or any employer today whose Worker’s Comp carrier requires drug testing) to find an employee who (a) wants to work, (b) can work and (c) pass a drug test? Seriously, we’re down to 15-20% of the available unemployed general population.
Do you people realize how hard it truly is for WalMart (or any employer today whose Worker’s Comp carrier requires drug testing) to find an employee who (a) wants to work, (b) can work and (c) pass a drug test? Seriously, we’re down to 15-20% of the available unemployed general population.
If you shoot my Playstaion or any package, I’ll be damned if I’ll replace it at Walmart. The customers have already paid for the item. Will Walmart replace it free? Not to mention you could have shot that poor kids head off. By the way, that comes down to destruction of property and theft afterwards..just sayin’..
I hate that I have to shop at Wal-Mart. Times are tough and Wal-Mart’s cheap. I don’t have ‘Walton’ money.
I hate that I have to shop at Wal-Mart. Times are tough and Wal-Mart’s cheap. I don’t have ‘Walton’ money.
Okay, there is no way this can be legal? If so then all small businesses should take up arms to destroy Wal-Mart!
We be walmart please ignore the sirens they be shooting down mazon pains they be done when they be done tank you lol I feel this would be the announcement
We be walmart please ignore the sirens they be shooting down mazon pains they be done when they be done tank you lol I feel this would be the announcement