Dozens of Arkansas duck hunters descended upon the state capitol today to violently protest “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson’s suspension from the hit television show.
Robertson ruffled some feathers when, in a recent interview with GQ Magazine, he likened “homosexual behavior” to bestiality and promiscuity. A&E Network suspended him on Wednesday, prompting some fans to take to the streets.
The Little Rock Police Department successfully arrested 38 camo-clad men and women accused of looting at Bass Pro Shops, but officers are still working to regain control in other parts of the city. Duck blinds erected on East Markham Street have caused severe traffic delays in the River Market.
Noise complaints have been filed over “deafening” duck calls being amplified through bullhorns, and one eyewitness said he saw a hunter turn a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey into a Molotov cocktail, which was then thrown through the windshield of a police car.
Craig Dancombe, the only gay “Duck Dynasty” viewer in Arkansas, was taken into protective custody after he posted a Facebook status supporting Robertson’s suspension.
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Photoshop – fake – infantile
Photoshop – fake – infantile
omg thats horrible. I will not support anyone spreading hate if its raceism or gay bashing its hate.. GOD DOESNT STAND FOR HATE He stands for Love, kindness. Lumping Gay People with evil People is wrong!
I only watched the show once I think next time turtle man was on so watched him but here is what my freind said, I agree with her. Hollywood, 🙂 “HERE’S AN ACTUAL FACT ABOUT GOD , HE IS LOVE , HE WANTS US TO LOVE ALL MANKIND , WHEN YOU DIE THERE ISN’T GOING TO BE GROUPS IN ANY SPECIFIC SPOT, EXAMPLE : GOD , OH YOUR A POLICE OFFICER SO LETS PUT YOU OVER HERE WITH THE REST OF THEM . HE DOESN’T GO BY TITLES HE GOES BY YOUR HEART AND HOW PURE IT WAS ON EARTH . GOD DOES IN FACT LOVE EVERYONE HE DOESN’T LOVE SIN BUT THAT IS HIS PLACE TO JUDGE , HE ISN’T INTO HATE PERIOD , HE ISN’T INTO RIDICULING PEOPLE’S LIFESTYLES NOR RELIGIONS HE ONLY TEACHES LOVING OTHERS AS YOURSELF AND BEING OBEDIENT TO HIM AND THEN FROM THERE HE WILL TEACH ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LEARN THE REST “
How can I believe anyone who has the state of Arkansas UPSIDE DOWN at the top of the page.
You may want attention but this will get you the wrong kind of attention.
I think a retraction is in order.
How can I believe anyone who has the state of Arkansas UPSIDE DOWN at the top of the page.
You may want attention but this will get you the wrong kind of attention.
I think a retraction is in order.
Really folks. This is hilarious!!! Where’s your sense of humor. Only someone that worships the duck dynasty crew would threaten someone with retaliation. Get a life
The angry posts for this are funny. It’s like folks still haven’t figure out that this is satire. You know, like the Onion of Little Rock.
Love it! Hilarious
The only thing I know to have caused more mayhem was when they offed Ned Stark on Game of Thrones….IN THE FIRST FREAKIN’ SEASON!!! ANARCHY!!!!!
I thought they said to let God fight their battle…….
Terrible photoshop job
Terrible photoshop job
Just want to point out that the article says that Phil said “homosexuality leads to beastiality” that isn’t what he said at all…
Is it just me or does anybody else notice the very badly poor photoshop job done to the picture lol come on seriously
Is it just me or does anybody else notice the very badly poor photoshop job done to the picture lol come on seriously
This not satire. This is frightening. I’m not gay, but I’m drunk and an adulterer and I think Phil Robertson should be stoned in the center of the bass pro shop. Why is that gays thank they are always being singled out. I’m drunk and proud.
I guess that’s the first step to our demise. 1st you lose your job if you share your opinion, next you’ll be locked up. Shameful America, just shameful.
Hahaha! This is great!
Hahaha! This is great!
Hahaha! This is great!
This is nuts and not an example of the Robertson family.
You know the funny thing about satire? It’s so much better when it’s not supporting a single-minded effort to violates a person’s right to believe what they want to believe.
I knew it was a spoof when I got to the Jack Daniels being turned into a Molotov cocktail.
I knew it was a spoof when I got to the Jack Daniels being turned into a Molotov cocktail.
“I can’t believe this is real. The Robertson family would not like this,” says one commenter. It’s a good thing this is on the internet, otherwise, I might think it was fake. You know everything you read on the internet is real and completely from reliable sources. I am literally in stitches laughing not at the post, but at the comments. Oh and by the way, that photo isn’t real either, but it’s some damn fine photoshop. Almost fooled me into thinking that downtown Little Rock had become a new wildlife management area. Come on people. Really? Get it together.