Hillcrest Psychic Successfully Predicts Super Bowl Starting Quarterbacks

LITTLE ROCK – Famed Hillcrest psychic Joan Hendricks has revealed the results of a lengthy trance wherein she foresaw the starting quarterbacks of the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks for Super Bowl XLVIII this Sunday.

“According to my premonition, the starting quarterbacks will be Russell Wilson and Peyton Manning,” Hendricks said.

Rock City Times contacted Denver coach John Fox and Seattle coach Pete Carroll by phone. Both reluctantly confirmed Hendricks’ prognostication.

“We go to great lengths to keep our game plan secret,” Fox said. “But there’s nothing we can do against the all-seeing eye of a talented remote viewer.”

Fox added that his team’s week seven loss to the Indianapolis Colts was the direct result of psychic espionage.

Carroll concurred that it’s an ongoing security issue for the league.

“We knew something like this would eventually happen,” Carroll said. “I’ve had counter-clairvoyants on staff since my USC days.”

Asked if she could divine the outcome of the game, Hendricks said, “That’s between me and my bookie.”

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