Tom Cotton’s Mother Announces Plans to Run Against her Son for Senate
DARDANELLE, Ark – Avis Cotton, the mother of State Representative and Senate candidate Tom Cotton, officially announced her plans to run for the Senate seat currently occupied by Sen. Mark Pryor, …
Conway to Pay $116,428 for Christmas Tree Disassembly
CONWAY, Ark – The City of Conway disclosed that it will cost the city $116,428 to disassemble the 54ft artificial Christmas tree in downtown Conway. Last week it was revealed …
Gillett Coon Supper Forced to use 5,286 Opossums Due to Raccoon Shortage
GILLETT, Ark – Tonight’s 71st annual Gillett Coon Supper will use a main meat other than raccoon for the first time in the event’s history due to a large shortage …
Local Bartender Announces New Premium Honey Whiskey Distillery
Renowned Little Rock bartender Lee Edwards today unveiled plans for a new whiskey distillery in Little Rock focused on premium honey bourbon whiskey. The new distillery, Rolled Rim Distillery, will …
Chris Christie Announces Presidential Campaign, Pledges to Build Bridge to the 21st 1/2 Century
NEWARK, NJ – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today announced his bid for the 2016 Presidential Election at a press conference in downtown Newark today. In the hour long announcement …
Mark Darr Removed from Press Conference After Showing up Without Pants
LITTLE ROCK, Ark – Lieutenant Governor Mark Darr was escorted from a press conference at the State Capitol this morning by State Police after showing up without pants. Darr called the …
Bobby Petrino Leading Candidate for Louisville Job, Interview This Week
LOUISVILLE, Ky – We have confirmed sources telling us that Former Razorback and Cardinal coach Bobby Petrino is scheduled to be interviewed by the University of Louisville Monday. The Louisville …
Arkansas Razorbacks Sign 76 Year Old QB to 2014 Recruiting Class
The Arkansas Razorbacks today announced the latest member of their 2014 football recruiting class with quarterback Orville Wells from Possum Grape, Arkansas. Wells, at 76, becomes the oldest player ever …
18 Million Blackbirds Dead on New Year’s Eve in Beebe, Species Likely Extinct
Beebe, AR — Wildlife officials estimate that over 18 million black birds fell to their death over a one mile area within Beebe Arkansas at midnight. This marks the fourth …
Red Lobster Announces Closure of all Stores Due to Underground Biscuit Eating Competitions
Orlando, FL — Red Lobster’s parent company Darden Restaurants today announced plans to close all 705 Red Lobster restaurants due to a dramatic rise in secret biscuit eating competitions. The restaurant …