Little Rock Police Accidentally Arrest Santa, Majority of Country without Presents
Little Rock — Little Rock Police announced this morning that they mistakenly arrested Santa last night while responding to a break-in. The arrest occurred on the 700 block of N. …
Jerry Jones Announces He will Undergo a Post-Season Brain Transplant
Landover, MD — Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones announced today in a press conference before a game at Washington that he will undergo a full brain transplant immediately following the …
Contractors Uncover 793 Bodies in Benton Under Lincoln Square Shopping Center
Benton, AR — Contractors demolishing the former Lincoln Square shopping center in Benton have uncovered 793 bodies buried in the foundation. Authorities say the bodies appear to be from a …
North Carolina Names Newly Hired ASU Coach Blake Anderson as Head Coach for the 2015 Season
Chapel Hill, NC — The University of North Carolina has preemptively named newly hired Arkansas State head coach Blake Anderson to replace Larry Fedora for the 2015 football season. Anderson …
Entergy Issues Warning to Cammack Village Customers to Expect Outages Due to Downtown Bridge Lighting
Little Rock — Entergy Arkansas today issued a warning to residents of Cammack Village to expect rolling power outages due to the downtown bridge lighting beginning December 19. Entergy donated $2 …
Police Crack Down on Lewd Selfies with State Capitol Dome Lights
Little Rock — State Capitol Police today issued a warning that individuals found taking lewd or explicit photos involving the Arkansas State Capitol dome’s Christmas lights will be arrested for …
White Smoke Seen Coming from Longhorn Stadium, No New University of Texas Coach Elected
Austin, TX — White smoke was seen coming from Darrell K. Royal Stadium on the campus of the University of Texas this morning after Alabama head coach Nick Saban formally …
Chinese Lunar Probe Finds No Evidence American Astronauts Landed on the Moon
Beijing, China — The Chinese unmanned lunar probe, Chang’e 3, made a successful landing on the moon this morning (12/14/2013) according to China state media. Initial images from the lunar rover …
Arkansas State Capitol to Hold New Year’s Eve Rooftop Party
Little Rock — The Arkansas State Capitol Events and Entertainment Commission today announced plans to hold the first ever New Year’s Eve Rooftop Party. The event will be December 31st from …
Houston Nutt Expected to Become Next Arkansas State Head Coach
Jonesboro, AR — Arkansas State University (ASU) has confirmed they are in the final stages of contract negotiations with former Arkansas and Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt. Nutt reportedly reached …