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New Study: Over 75% of Arkansans will be Related to Duggars by 2035

FAYETTEVILLE – A new study from the University of Arkansas shows that by the year 2035 over 76.8%  of Arkansans will be related to the Duggar family. According to the study the Duggar children will have on average 11.8 kids. Assuming early marriages those kids will themselves have kids at …

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Jason Rapert Proposes Using Nuclear Weapons to Clear Icy Streets

CONWAY – State Senator Jason Rapert issued a proposal today to the Arkansas Highway department to use strategic nuclear weapons as a way to clear winter precipitation from the state’s main roads. Under the proposal, written on his senate Facebook page, the state of Arkansas would provide funding to plant strategic nuclear devices …

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Little Rock Marathon Partners with Food Delivery Service To Enhance Training

LITTLE ROCK – The Little Rock Marathon announced a partnership with local food delivery service Chef Shuttle that will allow marathon participants to train leading up to the race by delivering food to customers. The partnership began after one of the race participants who also works for Chef Shuttle became …

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New Bill Would Require Arkansas Students to Learn Roman Numerals

LITTLE ROCK – A new bill presented today would require Arkansas students to memorize and exclusively use Roman Numerals before entering high school. The bill presented by Representative Kim Hendren mandates that in order for children to advance to IXth grade the students must be fluent in the Roman Numeral …

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Fayetteville Parents Protest “Added Burden” Of Little Rock Students

FAYETTEVILLE – Thousands of parents took to the streets on Thursday morning (Feb. 5) to protest what they call the “added burden” of having their children’s school district take on the task of also educating 25,000 Little Rock students. The decision to bus all Little Rock students to schools in …

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Little Rock to Begin Bussing Students to Northwest Arkansas Following School Board Takeover

Following yesterday’s State Board of Education’s decision to takeover the Little Rock School District, the board now says that beginning in fall students will be bussed from Little Rock to various higher performing schools around Northwest Arkansas. The Board of Education’s 5-4 decision came after six of the district’s schools were labeled …

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Governor Hutchinson Releases State of the State Video, Promises for More Candy at Parades

Governor Asa Hutchinson today delivered his annual State of the State address this morning via video posted on the Governor’s official Facebook page. In it he vowed to decrease overall state government spending, provide new education initiatives, and ensure proper amounts of candy be available for distribution during all official parades …

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Report: Fayetteville’s Vampire Population Rose Sharply In December 2014

FAYETTEVILLE – A new report published by Washington County Health Services this week states that Fayetteville’s vampire population rose sharply in December 2014. The population of Fayetteville was reported to be 78,960 in 2013, but that statistic didn’t take into account members of the undead who called Funky Fayetteville their home. In …

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Shocking Discovery Made Under Former Cinema 150 Building

LITTLE ROCK – Demolition was halted today on the former Cinema 150/The Village building at Asher and University today when crews discovered the 1949 UALR football team hidden beneath the building. All 47 members of the Junior Rose Bowl winning team were found alive and in good health after the demolition …

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Bryant Man Stuck in Chimney While Trying to Rob House

BRYANT – A Bryant man was arrested this morning after attempting to break into a house through the chimney last night. Police say Scott Calvin, 24, tried to gain entry to a home in Richardson Place by entering through the house’s chimney. Calvin became stuck shortly after entering the structure …

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