Kansas City Fan Bets Both Kidneys on Royals Winning the Series
KANSAS CITY – A Royals fan made the ultimate sports bet Monday by putting both kidneys on Kansas City winning the world series. Quincy Archibald, 42 from Branson, MO, bet …
Hogs Hire 38 Year Old Sandwich Artist as Offensive Assistant
FAYETTEVILLE — Razorback head football coach Bret Bielema announced Wednesday that he has found a new offensive play-calling assistant in 38 year-old Subway Sandwich ™ employee Bert Shooler. Shooler, a Farmington, …
Over Five Hundred Thousand Citizens in North Korea Mourn the Hopeful Death of Kim Jong Un
PYONGYANG – Reports indicate that several hundred thousand North Korean citizens took to the streets overnight to mourn what they describe as the “hopeful death” of leader Kim Jong Un. …
Team of Archaeologists Missing After Discovering Dracula Dungeon in Turkey
A team of archaeologist who uncovered the dungeons in Northern Turkey believed to have held Vlad III are now missing according to local police reports. The team made the discovery …
Jon Gruden to Become Next NFL Commissioner
NFL owners plan to select former coach Jon Gruden as the next commissioner of the NFL, according to sources, following the end of the regular season. Gruden will replace Roger …
Razorback Preview – 4 Ways the Hogs Can Beat A&M Tomorrow
Arkansas has a big game coming up this week at Jerry World against old SWC rival Texas A&M. For the first time in 3 seasons Arkansas has momentum and a …
Pumpkin Spice Shortage Could Speed Up the Apocalypse, Analysts Predict
BOSTON, MA–an independent risk analysis group has released a statement to the press indicating that the potential shortage of pumpkin spice flavoring could speed up the apocalypse. The analysts made …
The Ray Rice Quiz: Should You Punch Your Wife?
Have you ever thought about punching your wife in an elevator? Find out if knocking your wife unconscious is for you. Take our quiz:
Apple Unveils New iPhone and Secret Project to Assist China in Taking Over the USA
CUPERTINO, Ca — Apple today held a special press conference to unveil their latest iPhone along with a special project to assist the Chinese government overtake the United States. Apple …
Referee in Critical Condition After Being Hit with Steve Spurrier’s Headset
COLUMBIA, SC — A SEC sideline official is in critical condition after being hit with a coaching headset thrown by South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier shortly before halftime. The incident …