Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship Veers Off Course and Lands at Helena
A Royal Caribbean cruise ship bound for Cancun veered off course and traveled 500 miles up the Mississippi River to Helena. The Majesty of the Sea, an 880 foot long …
Arkansas Satire News Site to Buy Democrat-Gazette After Winning Powerball
LITTLE ROCK – A local satire news outlet announced late Wednesday night their intention to buy Arkansas’ largest daily newspaper, the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, shortly after the owners won the Powerball …
Daft Punk Win Bobsled Gold for French
KRASNAYA POLYANA, Russia — Grammy-winning electronic music duo Daft Punk continued their winning ways today as they took the Gold medal for the French bobsled team. Driver Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo …
French Scientists Create Genetically Modified Vegetables that Communicate with Humans
French biochemists working for FarmAgro King Exports have developed a variety of root vegetables that can convey simple messages when hooked up to a cutting-edge network of computers and monitoring …
Opinion: Why the Private Option is a Profoundly Ignorant Idea for Arkansas
As the Arkansas Legislature prepares to convene next week for a bi-annual fiscal session, many Arkansans are wondering if it’s wise to accept federal money to provide insurance coverage for …
Darr’s staff to edit state employees’ Facebook videos
LITTLE ROCK — Members of former Lt. Gov. Mark Darr’s staff will edit Facebook videos for state employees to keep occupied until a new lieutenant governor takes office, the Arkansas …
Shaun White Salvages Olympics With Epic Door Prize
SOCHI, Russia — Hours after failing to medal in his signature event, American snowboarder Shaun White found out he was a winner after all. The former gold medalist was the …
Vladimir Putin Voices Support for Copenhagen Zookeepers Who Slaughtered Giraffe
Russian President Vladimir Putin is standing by Copenhagen zookeepers who senselessly slaughtered Marius, a young giraffe considered unfit for breeding, and fed the body to lions in front of zoo …
Fayetteville Celebrates Grand Opening of Shakerz, a Zumba Exercise Studio with Spectator Seating
FAYETTEVILLE, ARK. — Last week the Fayetteville Chamber of Commerce proudly announced the opening of Shakerz, a Zumba exercise studio that offers late-night classes and a unique seating area for …
Study: Netflix Customers Spend 817 Hours Per Year Looking For Something to Watch
BALTIMORE — In the first study of its kind, researchers monitored the Netflix usage of 24,400 subscribers and discovered a startling statistic: the average user spends over 90% of their …