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PURCHASE, N.Y. – Just days after Coca-Cola drew criticism over a controversial “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl commercial depicting the patriotic song in a variety of languages, Pepsi has announced …

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Noting a general lack of interest among pre-teens, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell today announced Super Bowl 48 will be played with helmets crafted from balloons with …

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ –NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell surprised reporters this morning as he announced plans to hold the next 11 Super Bowls in Anchorage, Alaska. “Contrary to recent media reports, …

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Embattled New Jersey governor Chris Christie told reporters today that he plans to use his Super Bowl halftime performance to set the story straight regarding his …

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning informed his team today that, due to losing a friendly wager to his younger brother [New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning] …

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. – The social networking site Myspace crashed for nearly three hours on Thursday after tens of millions of estranged users logged on to the site within 24 …

LITTLE ROCK – Famed Hillcrest psychic Joan Hendricks has revealed the results of a lengthy trance wherein she foresaw the starting quarterbacks of the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks for …

CONWAY  – The city of Greenbrier disappeared overnight, apparently falling into a mammoth crater which was formed due to the natural gas extraction method known as ‘fracking.’ “It’s all gone,” …

Wildly unpredictable winter weather has forced five Little Rock forecasters to seek clinical treatment for symptoms including mental instability, compulsive thermometer reading and early stages of multiple on-air personality disorder. …

PARIS, Ark. – In an attempt to remain relevant in an increasingly web-based society, rangers at Mount Magazine today announced plans change the park’s name to Mount Website State Park. …