State Sen. Jason Rapert Uncovers Obama’s Plot to Bring Ebola to America
CONWAY, Ark. — State Sen. Jason Rapert used his Twitter account on Saturday to expose President Barack Obama’s sinister plot to bring the deadly Ebola virus to America in the …
Police Investigating a Large Shipment of Dildos Stolen in Little Rock
LITTLE ROCK – Police are investigating a stolen shipment of extra-large dildos in south Little Rock overnight. The shipment containing over 8,000 pink dildos ranging in size from 14-25 inches was …
Texas Explores Ways to Make Executions More Painful, Drawn Out
To make up for other states’ recent decisions to abandon the death penalty, Texas lawmen have announced that they will explore new ways to make their executions more painful and …
NSA Creates ‘SRSLY GR8’ Guide on Texting Etiquette
The National Security Agency used the information from millions of text messages it secretly collected during the past few years to make an extensive guide on texting etiquette, covering everything …
Local Bartenders Announce Cause to Help Children in Need
LITTLE ROCK – Recognizing the growing need in the community, a group of local bartenders a new initiative to ensure that all children in the state have access to proper alcoholic …
Mysterious Formations Baffle Local Fort Smith Residents
FORT SMITH–After numerous reports, Sebastian County residents and police have found no clues as to the recent appearances of beer can pyramids among several neighborhoods and national parks in the …
Little Rock Zoo’s Controversial ‘Animal Deathmatch’ Exhibit Draws Record Crowds
A crowd of nearly 400 parents and young children gathered at the Little Rock Zoo this Sunday for a first look at “Animal Deathmatch,” a zookeeper-sanctioned showdown between various beasts that …
Arkansas Struggles to Deal with Hundreds of Children Illegally Crossing Border from Missouri
A government report released this week shows that enormous walls, rabid coon-hunting dogs, venomous snakes, and other obstacles erected by the Arkansas Immigration Department are doing little to prevent hundreds …
Arkansas Couple Abandons Boy After Facebook Quiz Reveals He’s ‘a Yankee from Ohio’
BENTON, ARK. — Saline County sheriffs have arrested the parents of a 12-year-old boy who was abandoned after he allegedly failed a “How Redneck are You?” quiz on Facebook. Gus and Jennie …
Acclaimed Director to Give Dinosaur Hunting Seminar
LITTLE ROCK– Academy Award winning director Steven Spielberg will make an appearance at Bass Pro Shops in Little Rock to offer a seminar on dinosaur hunting on July 30th. Spielberg’s dinosaur …