Little League Player Tests Positive For Steroids
Caleb Moore, first base player for the Little Rock Junior Deputy Marlins little league team, has tested positive for receiving human growth hormone (HGH), a banned substance in the Junior …
Russian President Spends Hours Fantasizing About Ukraine Invasion on Google Maps
MOSCOW – Russian President Vladimir Putin today revealed he often sits at his desk for hours “just, you know, messing around with” Google Maps. The free mapping service from U.S.-based …
LR Marathon to Spice Up Race With Random Cups of Vodka
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — In an effort to spice up an otherwise long and bland road race, Little Rock Marathon organizers today revealed plans to place random cups of straight …
Razorbacks to Expand Seventh-Inning Stretch With Seventh-Inning Yoga Class
FAYETTEVILLE – Arkansas Razorback baseball coach David Van Horn announced today that all Diamond Hog home games in the 2014 season will feature an expanded seventh-inning stretch, which will include …
Ukrainian Parliament Names Interim President Following Chicken Kiev Scandal
KEIV, UKRAINE – The Ukrainian Parliament voted today to name Oleksander Turchynov as the Interim President following the removal yesterday of former President Viktor Yanukovich. Turchynov had been the speaker …
Walmart Introduces New Holiday Shopping Period Beginning in March
BENTONVILLE – Walmart, the nation’s largest retailer, announced today that they will officially start their Holiday shopping period in March this year. Starting next week Walmart will roll out Christmas …
Obamacare applicant misdials number, connects with ‘soul mate’ instead
A college student trying to enroll in Obamacare accidentally dialed the wrong phone number, instead reaching a love line where she met and fell in love with a trust fund …
USA and Canada Make Bet on Olympic Hockey Game. Loser Keeps Bieber and Miley
SOCHI – Officials with the USA State Department and the Canadian Citizenship and Immigration department announced this morning that they agreed upon a formal, binding bet regarding the Olympic semifinal …
Daft Punk Win Bobsled Gold for French
KRASNAYA POLYANA, Russia — Grammy-winning electronic music duo Daft Punk continued their winning ways today as they took the Gold medal for the French bobsled team. Driver Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo …
Opinion: Why the Private Option is a Profoundly Ignorant Idea for Arkansas
As the Arkansas Legislature prepares to convene next week for a bi-annual fiscal session, many Arkansans are wondering if it’s wise to accept federal money to provide insurance coverage for …